coletamarri
@coletamarri.bsky.social
joker, jack of all trades, master of none..proud IU, Bears, Bulls, Cubs, Blackhawks, Liverpool fan!
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It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.
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Vic Fangio caught on camera with the spitter, that’s coaching excellence
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Vic Fangio caught on camera with the spitter, that’s coaching excellence
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if Kalen DeBoer is going to do one thing on 3rd and short it's call the most unnecessarily outlandish but successful play possible
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if Kalen DeBoer is going to do one thing on 3rd and short it's call the most unnecessarily outlandish but successful play possible
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No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.
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“Do I want a receipt for this transaction” I would like the opposite of a receipt, please ensure this expense vanishes into the maw of history’s oblivion immediately
May 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Do I want a receipt for this transaction” I would like the opposite of a receipt, please ensure this expense vanishes into the maw of history’s oblivion immediately
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I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
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If I were a dying Pope, I would publicly curse a handful of sports teams on my way out just to see if any of em stick
February 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I were a dying Pope, I would publicly curse a handful of sports teams on my way out just to see if any of em stick
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you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people
February 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people
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this image is from 2002
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this image is from 2002
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I got Bob Oedenkirk’s autobiography for Christmas — it’s good!
He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.
He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.
January 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I got Bob Oedenkirk’s autobiography for Christmas — it’s good!
He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.
He just called the Benny Hill Show “British Hee Haw” and dammit if that isn’t perfection.
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but they have Hanes hoodies on Amazon rn for $12.
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but they have Hanes hoodies on Amazon rn for $12.
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that Dril tweet but this
December 1, 2024 at 6:19 AM
that Dril tweet but this
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When I leave GTA V on to go get a drink and Michael just stands there
This is specifically for @treblaw.bsky.social, but I’m sure others will enjoy Ryan Day looking very defeated and sad.
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When I leave GTA V on to go get a drink and Michael just stands there
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KYLE MCCORD GO OFF
December 1, 2024 at 6:24 AM
KYLE MCCORD GO OFF
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TRIBUNE ARCHIVE
A January 2022 letter to newly-hired coach Matt Eberflus.
www.chicagotribune.com/2022/01/27/c...
A January 2022 letter to newly-hired coach Matt Eberflus.
www.chicagotribune.com/2022/01/27/c...
Column: An open letter to new Chicago Bears coach Matt Eberflus. Welcome! Now understand the colossal challenge you just accepted.
Dear Coach Eberflus, Congratulations on your new gig. And welcome to Chicago. What an amazing opportunity! You’re going to love it here. (For a little while, anyway.) This is your time now, y…
www.chicagotribune.com
December 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
TRIBUNE ARCHIVE
A January 2022 letter to newly-hired coach Matt Eberflus.
www.chicagotribune.com/2022/01/27/c...
A January 2022 letter to newly-hired coach Matt Eberflus.
www.chicagotribune.com/2022/01/27/c...
Nah I think we need to hand out 500mg Growaset to losers of these games
Logos and emblems are sacred across sports. Denigrating them has been an instant fire starter for years.
@jasonlloyd.bsky.social writes that rivalry games are emotional enough without planting flags. Winners must act with class, too.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...
@jasonlloyd.bsky.social writes that rivalry games are emotional enough without planting flags. Winners must act with class, too.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...
December 1, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Nah I think we need to hand out 500mg Growaset to losers of these games
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There is already a time period set aside for preventing them from doing the flag thing. That time is called "a football game"
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM
There is already a time period set aside for preventing them from doing the flag thing. That time is called "a football game"
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November 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Indiana and Army are in the two biggest games on the second-last weekend of the CFB regular season and that's really cool.
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Russ pulled the ol’ reliable moon ball out for that throw
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Russ pulled the ol’ reliable moon ball out for that throw
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I can't think of a more fitting quarterback to have his fucking radio hanging out of his helmet during the play than jameis
November 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I can't think of a more fitting quarterback to have his fucking radio hanging out of his helmet during the play than jameis