Colin Elves
@colinelves.bsky.social
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colinelves.bsky.social
Or are you suggesting we re-open them so we have something to close during the next round of efficiency savings?

Actually, that is smart.
colinelves.bsky.social
You can’t reopen the thing that was closed as part of your efficiency savings!

That’s inefficient!
colinelves.bsky.social
TBF to Mr Hoop those Belgae People needed Reform, none of them had built a steam house worth visiting.
colinelves.bsky.social
We used to have those, but councils had to shut them down and sell the buildings all as part of the efficiency savings* demanded by central government.

*increasingly expensive statutory duties, alongside cuts to LA grants and limits on council tax rises.
colinelves.bsky.social
Bad businesses will end up starved of workers because the good businesses will snap them all up.
colinelves.bsky.social
It’s mostly about flexibility - allowing businesses to take risks hiring people knowing they can get rid of them if it does work out - and workers feeling the same.

Good businesses will want to attract and retain good staff and good staff will want to stay with good businesses.
colinelves.bsky.social
I always read that as plasticine era and picture all the dinosaurs in claymation.

youtu.be/pq28Hh68lJg
colinelves.bsky.social
**gracefully dings into the doorframe like a human pinball**
colinelves.bsky.social
You take that back, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
colinelves.bsky.social
Those poor hackers, they must’ve been so disappointed to get in and discover Prospect offered so little of value.
colinelves.bsky.social
I would expect nothing less from the youthful dregs attached to dying party.
colinelves.bsky.social
“My lord, our people are starving and in rebellion. We must build a barracks”
colinelves.bsky.social
We should make it a lot quicker and easier to fire people, but increase taxes so that unemployment benefits are a substantial percentage of previous income for a substantial period of time (at least 6months).
ironeconomist.bsky.social
But a consistent ACAS process inclusive of grievances takes about two years ime. Hence: notoriously hard to fire people.
colinelves.bsky.social
They all dress like parodies except the young woman on the right - she’s the only one dressed professionally.

Which means nobody should take any of them seriously except the young woman.

The risk is that she’s the only one that won’t be taken seriously.
stephengraves.co.uk
A surprisingly large number of them think the way to connect with Gen Z is "dress like Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who."
A screen grab of a Times article. The photograph depicts three men and a woman - according to the caption these are Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin, Daniel Campbell and Glesni Reece. 

Charles is in tweeds and a fedora, Rhys sports a combover and a question mark pullover as worn by the seventh Doctor Who. Daniel wears a blue "Make Britain Great Again" baseball cap. Glesni, unlike the others, is not wearing an outlandish costume, just a black tailored jacket over a white blouse.

Text reads:

Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
colinelves.bsky.social
“How can we expect righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone willing to give himself up individually to a righteous cause... It is such a splendid sunny day, and I have to go.”
ankemarsh.bsky.social
Some women were actual founders of antifa, not just ‘girlfriends’

Sophie Scholl was a member of White Rose, an anti-Nazi group at the university of Munich. She was murdered by the Nazi regime (for treason) on 22 February, 1943 She was only 21 years old
#Antifa #History #WomensHistory #Resistance
colinelves.bsky.social
You could start with the bribery and fraud charges.

I don’t think war crime charges are likely to go anywhere.
colinelves.bsky.social
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Winston Churchill’s girlfriend in WW2 - famous for coming late to every party.
colinelves.bsky.social
I’m sorry dude, how much you lose on that bout?
colinelves.bsky.social
I’ve not seen that, but it is definitely the plot of Bleak House.
colinelves.bsky.social
Ratchet only goes one way huh?
colinelves.bsky.social
For that *one* line in an expense claim.

That presumably someone wants to have tied back to all the other bits of the same expense claim - a new task which someone now needs to do.
colinelves.bsky.social
It just comes across as a decision made by one person on the basis it makes *their* job very slightly easier, at the expense of making the everyone else’s job harder and costing the organisation more.

It’s a very weird business norm.