Colossal Monkey
@colossal-monkey.bsky.social
General IT doof, who has a mischievous side and wants to break things
Working in IT is endlessly wanting to fistfight a computer
April 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Working in IT is endlessly wanting to fistfight a computer
I always love non busy people trying to pawn their work off on busy people
March 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I always love non busy people trying to pawn their work off on busy people
The endless debate of should I plan a backpacking trip or start a new tech project
March 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The endless debate of should I plan a backpacking trip or start a new tech project
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
http://theonion.com/...
http://theonion.com/...
Why does Girl Scout cookie season have to coincide with “I should get back in shape” season 😭
March 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why does Girl Scout cookie season have to coincide with “I should get back in shape” season 😭
If anyone from windows sees this. Please let me queue up multiple programs to be uninstalled, thanks
March 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If anyone from windows sees this. Please let me queue up multiple programs to be uninstalled, thanks
I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I don’t have time for this burnout I’ve got things to do!
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reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
reminiscing about the time my dad, who used to teach motorcycle safety courses, was listening to a guy tell him he didn’t wear a helmet so he could feel the pressure differential if a car was in his blind spot. So my dad without saying a word slapped him and asked if he felt that differential.
Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Had a rough couple of weeks to be brought to a head with my president and vice president acting like spoiled children while sucking on the tit of authoritarianism. Putin doesn’t give a fuck about you trump and nobody thinks your tough kindly go fuck yourself
I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just want to go back to the days when a capri sun not opening on first try was my biggest concern
Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?
February 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Does anyone else have random dissociation thoughts about how what your doing currently differs or is the same as what people hundreds of years would do or am I the weird one?
Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Taco Bell not being healthy is life’s biggest tragedy
Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Of course I have trust issues. A big part of my job is people telling me they have already tried the thing I’m about to do to fix the problem.
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... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
The General Strike
The General strike -the people united shall never be stopped. If we strike together we can make true real change. Sign the strike card today.
generalstrikeus.com
February 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have to much going, to have to deal with 3 day headaches. Can I schedule this for later
I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ve had to many meetings and acting professional this week I need to go spray paint a drive thru window or something
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Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day
February 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ahh so it’s a two cups of coffee by 9:00 kind of day
To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple
February 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
To my other bald kings is there anything scarier than shaving over a pimple
I love the smell of malicious compliance in the morning
February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I love the smell of malicious compliance in the morning
Can someone give me the professional way of saying “I am not in the mood / have the patience today to deal with your particular brand of bullshit today”
February 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can someone give me the professional way of saying “I am not in the mood / have the patience today to deal with your particular brand of bullshit today”
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
February 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server
I don’t need to build an AI server