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🧊K8🗡️
@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
insatiable loot goblin. spine removal enthusiast. itty bitty photo committee member. on a danmei bender. 🔞
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
early crimbo tribute i can’t wait to bother bugs with in uhhhhh 6 months lmao
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
me when i amuse a new person which means they have to like me now: 🙂

me when that person expects me to put on the clown nose on demand forever without reciprocating: 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
everyone playing the new nightreign characters,,,, non-stop omnidirectional nun torpedos :')
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
something about seeing a main canon ship play out in the source material precludes the possibility of me getting truly unwell about it no matter how much i enjoy it while it’s happening
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
allegedly a real housewives quote but this is songxuexiao to me
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
much to consider
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Anyway, Merry Crisis from my MK1 Fatalitree
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Getting Festive
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
it’s not a napoleon complex because i’m actually tall for my demographic however having the body mass of a child has certainly in some way made me worse (cue pikachu face as i once again struggle with a task i thought would be easy bc someone twice my weight w/ a lower centre of gravity can do it)
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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romantasy fans, meet romorror. meet romience fiction. meet surrealmance. meet postmoderomance. meet tom clantasy
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
haven't leaned in to this enough actually, i fear
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
rapidly narrowing down fragrance choices by simply Hating Vanilla So Much
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Easy mode: shipping characters who never meaningfully interact in canon.

Real fandom hours: taking a pairing so far removed in narrative space that the show's basic premise has changed twice between the last appearance of the one and the first appearance of the other and making them fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
alleged 30 y/o with "no similar interests dni" and 3 listed interests............. if you're not 50 layers of niche interests in a trench coat after 3 decades of life with an intent to become worse, i fear you're beyond my help
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
anyway i slept until 3pm because the sun just never came up and now i don’t know what year it is or what planet i’m on
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
pal in uni is on final writeup duty for a group project and the little shits he was assigned to work with all sat on their thumbs for a couple days before they handed him some useless chatgpt trash 12 hours before the thing is due and now the grownups in gamer group chat are stepping in lmao
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
idk if it's because i've been using instagram less or because the world is healing but i feel like i haven't seen a Totally Revolutionary New Inclusive Genderless Clothing Brand of beige tracksuits crop up all year
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lrp
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
6 & 7,,,, who's trying to dual cultivate with merriam webster
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
meet me at SMEG in 27 minutes if u want an ass kicking
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM