Conke
@conke.bsky.social
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
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This is my favorite GIF ever and definitely my most used.
a cartoon of a cookie dancing in front of a tv
Alt: a cartoon of a cookie dancing in front of a tv
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is my favorite GIF ever and definitely my most used.
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I’m a White male, age 18-49.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’m a White male, age 18-49.
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Every time I make the mistake of visiting LinkedIn I am once again astonished by the fact that the site is effectively unusable
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every time I make the mistake of visiting LinkedIn I am once again astonished by the fact that the site is effectively unusable
Gonna give $100 to the racist Cineeabone lady because it’s a cause I believe in.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gonna give $100 to the racist Cineeabone lady because it’s a cause I believe in.
I was kicked out of X(néeTwitter) for referencing the following Simpsons quote:
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I was kicked out of X(néeTwitter) for referencing the following Simpsons quote:
The face I make everytime I watch an episode of “I Love LA”
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The face I make everytime I watch an episode of “I Love LA”
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November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Happy International Men's Day. Here's the ultimate man, Charles Bronson. He wears Mandom.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Happy International Men's Day. Here's the ultimate man, Charles Bronson. He wears Mandom.
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like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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Baseball for you! And baseball for you!
BASEBALL FOR EVERYBODY!
BASEBALL FOR EVERYBODY!
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Baseball for you! And baseball for you!
BASEBALL FOR EVERYBODY!
BASEBALL FOR EVERYBODY!
It’s anybody’s baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It’s anybody’s baseball
They almost did a baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
They almost did a baseball.
Maybe they should try hitting the ball harder.
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Maybe they should try hitting the ball harder.
Bugonia Bald Screening youtu.be/XcNIPNUmHTA?...
The Bald Gay Man
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bugonia Bald Screening youtu.be/XcNIPNUmHTA?...
