Conrad
@conradsmith644.bsky.social
#STLCardinals fan first, #StarWars fan forever. Usually grilling foods & raising kids. Please don’t follow with any expectations, because I’m an idiot.
Maybe because the boyfriend is cooler?
My boyfriend’s Alexa talks smack and is way cooler and funnier than my Alexa. What’s up with that? 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Maybe because the boyfriend is cooler?
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YOUR GASLIGHTING BILL IS $340
Me: Don’t you mean my gas bill? 😅
NO, WE’VE ALWAYS CALLED IT A GASLIGHTING BILL. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT.
Me: Don’t you mean my gas bill? 😅
NO, WE’VE ALWAYS CALLED IT A GASLIGHTING BILL. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
YOUR GASLIGHTING BILL IS $340
Me: Don’t you mean my gas bill? 😅
NO, WE’VE ALWAYS CALLED IT A GASLIGHTING BILL. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT.
Me: Don’t you mean my gas bill? 😅
NO, WE’VE ALWAYS CALLED IT A GASLIGHTING BILL. YOU OBVIOUSLY FORGOT.
Good morning to everyone except Benedict Arnold and his cult of Loyal Tories.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning to everyone except Benedict Arnold and his cult of Loyal Tories.
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This front door: Smash or Pass?
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This front door: Smash or Pass?
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Not sure if getting this makes me trendy or nerdy. 😜
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not sure if getting this makes me trendy or nerdy. 😜
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Best wood shop class ever
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
218K views · 96K reactions | I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election | Lehigh Valley Workshop
I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election
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October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Best wood shop class ever
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
218K views · 96K reactions | I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election | Lehigh Valley Workshop
I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election
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October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
Finally won an argument with my girlfriend.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Finally won an argument with my girlfriend.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
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Start your day with laughter. 😄
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Start your day with laughter. 😄
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Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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All Californians are required to learn how to make delicious authentic tacos, or we don’t graduate from high school. 🌮
#LittleKnownFact
#LittleKnownFact
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
All Californians are required to learn how to make delicious authentic tacos, or we don’t graduate from high school. 🌮
#LittleKnownFact
#LittleKnownFact
Explaining to my dad that personality tests are subjective because they are solely influenced by our own perceptions & perspectives which constantly change.
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Explaining to my dad that personality tests are subjective because they are solely influenced by our own perceptions & perspectives which constantly change.
One joy of middle aged life is having a senior parent join a dating site who calls every time they have a response to their fucking profile.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One joy of middle aged life is having a senior parent join a dating site who calls every time they have a response to their fucking profile.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
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GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
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I won tickets to a Head and the Heart concert, including VIP Meet and Greet and acoustic pre-show, from @alt947.bsky.social !! 🤩🎟️🎵
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I won tickets to a Head and the Heart concert, including VIP Meet and Greet and acoustic pre-show, from @alt947.bsky.social !! 🤩🎟️🎵
If I could nominate anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize it would be any of the over 150 visiting world leaders who remained completely stoic instead of laughing out loud AT & openly ridiculing the embarrassing idiotic ramblings of the dumbest individual to ever speak at a UN assembly.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If I could nominate anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize it would be any of the over 150 visiting world leaders who remained completely stoic instead of laughing out loud AT & openly ridiculing the embarrassing idiotic ramblings of the dumbest individual to ever speak at a UN assembly.
This song meant a lot to me during some very dark days growing up.
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs - Fast Car Grammy Performance
YouTube video by Lady Mia
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September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This song meant a lot to me during some very dark days growing up.
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
If this were a normal funeral in North America there would be an emergency family meeting after deciding in which home grandpa would be placed.
Trump at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service: “He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That’s where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponent, and I don’t want the best for them. I’m sorry.”
Again, this is a memorial service.
Again, this is a memorial service.
September 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If this were a normal funeral in North America there would be an emergency family meeting after deciding in which home grandpa would be placed.