Nice Chevy Chase
@containseggs.bsky.social
Amounts to a hill of beans.
Pinned
🎶If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is become the super-rich time-bottle guy
And find someone much hotter than you🎶
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is become the super-rich time-bottle guy
And find someone much hotter than you🎶
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Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
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“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”
“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥
#ForcedBirthNation
“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥
#ForcedBirthNation
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”
“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥
#ForcedBirthNation
“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥
#ForcedBirthNation
I'm on Kalshi betting that Cher's teeth will fly out.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm on Kalshi betting that Cher's teeth will fly out.
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"Now, if you want guacamole, that's really going to run you."
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Now, if you want guacamole, that's really going to run you."
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My wife just started couples counseling with another man
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My wife just started couples counseling with another man
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The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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"Things happen?" Dude has his fucking head chopped off at the direct orders of MBS.
Journalists cosying up to Donald Trump should look at how easily he shrugs off the brutal dismemberment of one of their colleagues – an opinion writer for the Washington Post – and reflect on how easily he’d do the same if it was them.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Things happen?" Dude has his fucking head chopped off at the direct orders of MBS.
Smokey Robinson's most recent album, released in 2023 when he was 83 years old, is called "Gasms."
Now we know why that clown was crying...
Now we know why that clown was crying...
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Smokey Robinson's most recent album, released in 2023 when he was 83 years old, is called "Gasms."
Now we know why that clown was crying...
Now we know why that clown was crying...
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Will the audience members in the first few rows wear rain ponchos like at a Gallagher comedy show?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Will the audience members in the first few rows wear rain ponchos like at a Gallagher comedy show?
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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I remember seeing my teacher at the grocery store one time when I was a kid. It was so weird! But I loved Mr. Pyramid of Oranges.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I remember seeing my teacher at the grocery store one time when I was a kid. It was so weird! But I loved Mr. Pyramid of Oranges.
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Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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Threatening to arrest governors for seditious conspiracy. Getting dark fast.
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Threatening to arrest governors for seditious conspiracy. Getting dark fast.
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
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Examples of "the Master Race"
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Examples of "the Master Race"
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oh would you look at that. when baseball games "matter" they don't use the ghost runner.
huh.
huh.
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
oh would you look at that. when baseball games "matter" they don't use the ghost runner.
huh.
huh.
Cymbal-clapping monkey Chris Cillizza @chriscillizza.bsky.social says "Democrats don’t realize how dumb J.B. Pritzker’s 25th Amendment push really is 🤦"
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Cymbal-clapping monkey Chris Cillizza @chriscillizza.bsky.social says "Democrats don’t realize how dumb J.B. Pritzker’s 25th Amendment push really is 🤦"
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
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RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-beef-tallow-in-home-birth-tubs/
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-beef-tallow-in-home-birth-tubs/
YEAH! SO WE WIN! OR SOMETHING! WE HAVEN'T LOST THE PLOT AT ALL!
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
YEAH! SO WE WIN! OR SOMETHING! WE HAVEN'T LOST THE PLOT AT ALL!