🎶 we are Johnny Pork 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
🎶 we are Johnny Pork 🎶
I have great appreciation for the hands free touchless piss BUT I think you need to ritualistically wash your hands after any use of a urinal just on some being a member of society type shit
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I have great appreciation for the hands free touchless piss BUT I think you need to ritualistically wash your hands after any use of a urinal just on some being a member of society type shit
@iwriteok.bsky.social i ain't reading this shit for self respect reasons but I gotta assume it'd go hard for a BtB book club type episode...
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social i ain't reading this shit for self respect reasons but I gotta assume it'd go hard for a BtB book club type episode...
who knows how to make a Kickstarter for assembling the team from Freddy vs. Jason and forcing them to make Good Boy vs. Nightbitch
September 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
who knows how to make a Kickstarter for assembling the team from Freddy vs. Jason and forcing them to make Good Boy vs. Nightbitch
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The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds.
https://redd.it/8kdpvj
https://youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5M
https://redd.it/8kdpvj
https://youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5M
The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds.
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The Rolling Scabs - My Mom Smokes Pot (US, Punk) [1990] punk band comprised of two 13 year olds.
https://redd.it/8kdpvj
https://youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5M
https://redd.it/8kdpvj
https://youtu.be/GBY9CUq3k5M
I was streaming a video call with my daughter to the TV (so the dog could say good night to her) and we started making abstract video art
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was streaming a video call with my daughter to the TV (so the dog could say good night to her) and we started making abstract video art
It's always zoo wee mama and never zoo wee ligma
July 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It's always zoo wee mama and never zoo wee ligma
it's all coming together... follow me for more gardening and homesteading tips
May 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
it's all coming together... follow me for more gardening and homesteading tips
Just saw a real life meme; Cybertruck pulling out of Menards with 2 modestly sized planks of wood hanging awkwardly out the back 😭
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just saw a real life meme; Cybertruck pulling out of Menards with 2 modestly sized planks of wood hanging awkwardly out the back 😭
I know #severance is supposed to be dystopian, but I kinda wish real world workplace lore was more spooky and esoteric like at Lumon. Instead it's stuff like "only 1 of these 24 wifi printers can print the long labels, and you fired everyone who knows which one it is so..."
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I know #severance is supposed to be dystopian, but I kinda wish real world workplace lore was more spooky and esoteric like at Lumon. Instead it's stuff like "only 1 of these 24 wifi printers can print the long labels, and you fired everyone who knows which one it is so..."
MANDALA EFFECT: you probably thought there was a dark cream soda based soft drink called "Dr. Peepiss" but I looked today and it's actually Dr. "Pepper" like the spicy tomato.
March 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
MANDALA EFFECT: you probably thought there was a dark cream soda based soft drink called "Dr. Peepiss" but I looked today and it's actually Dr. "Pepper" like the spicy tomato.
Sorry for clocking in late. again. I got emotional listening to sea shanties and the dear old songs of ireland in my car. again.
March 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sorry for clocking in late. again. I got emotional listening to sea shanties and the dear old songs of ireland in my car. again.
Yeah I'm an alpha.
cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me.
cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me.
March 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yeah I'm an alpha.
cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me.
cuz alphackin' cry if you yell at me.
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one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.
February 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
one of my favorite running storylines in culture is that people treat JAMES BOND as a franchise full of classic, beloved movies that has only recently lost its way, when the reality is that literally almost every single movie in the history of the franchise sucks.
what riff do you play when you go to the guitar store? It's always Raining Blood for me, just something that's driven into my muscle memory pretty good so I won't flub and run out crying.
do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny.
do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny.
February 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
what riff do you play when you go to the guitar store? It's always Raining Blood for me, just something that's driven into my muscle memory pretty good so I won't flub and run out crying.
do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny.
do not say stairway to heaven even if it's supposed to be funny.
This is probably not a unique observation, but I think Quentin Tarantino owes his whole career to Wild at Heart (1990). Indirectly, then, Christoph Walz owes his 2009 Oscar to Nicolas Cage. Who could then pawn it to buy more dinosaur bones, which whips ass.
February 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is probably not a unique observation, but I think Quentin Tarantino owes his whole career to Wild at Heart (1990). Indirectly, then, Christoph Walz owes his 2009 Oscar to Nicolas Cage. Who could then pawn it to buy more dinosaur bones, which whips ass.
one kind of cool thing about president darneld trump is that he's maybe stupid enough to get tricked into just selling the country to china??
February 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
one kind of cool thing about president darneld trump is that he's maybe stupid enough to get tricked into just selling the country to china??
your child's public school teacher can't even indoctrinate them enough to make them stop yelling skibidi rizz ohio, how tf are you worried they're going to "turn them trans"...
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
your child's public school teacher can't even indoctrinate them enough to make them stop yelling skibidi rizz ohio, how tf are you worried they're going to "turn them trans"...
probably never see this house again so i had to play the only song that matters on the haunted piano one final time (it's not coming with us cuz it's full of ghosts) #elderscrolls #morrowind #nerevarrising
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
probably never see this house again so i had to play the only song that matters on the haunted piano one final time (it's not coming with us cuz it's full of ghosts) #elderscrolls #morrowind #nerevarrising
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Real horseshoe theory in action
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Real horseshoe theory in action
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While this guy freezes to death in winter, teeth rotting, agonizing 24/7 after paying taxes & working for America ... Israel has taken $17.9B from US in 1 year. There are 650,000 homeless in America: That's $26,000 per unhoused person just so a rich apartheid 6000 miles away can bomb kids. Thoughts?
December 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
While this guy freezes to death in winter, teeth rotting, agonizing 24/7 after paying taxes & working for America ... Israel has taken $17.9B from US in 1 year. There are 650,000 homeless in America: That's $26,000 per unhoused person just so a rich apartheid 6000 miles away can bomb kids. Thoughts?
the stereotype of the white millennial who grew up middle class and has a useless english degree and claims to be "working on a novel" is real and deserves to be made fun of.
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the stereotype of the white millennial who grew up middle class and has a useless english degree and claims to be "working on a novel" is real and deserves to be made fun of.