The Tax Collector Man
@coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
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phlegmatic tightwad blog - https://withentrails.com/ games - https://howling-stars.itch.io/ wife - @gmad.bsky.social
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joewintergreen.com
the internet forum i run (impromptu.zone) mostly doesn't get posted on much, but when someone does make a thread sometimes there's 10 thoughtful interesting replies. what a vibe.

you are welcome there for a noncorporate internet hangout experience
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gmad.bsky.social
now opening up a low poly commission slot! if you need a vrchat/vtuber model, or a model for your game, send me a message!
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
alas... the pilgrimage never ends (until somebody runs a normal website that all my friends use)
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
how stupid to start fucking around with your users when they have almost nothing meaningfully tying them to your service. you may as well make something while concurrently telling people to pound sand if they use it
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
guess we're getting off this website next. i will probably be on various forums if you need me
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gmad.bsky.social
first go at a flying npc in unreal, it's not so bad... though it is functionally a manhack
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
once had a dream about a nameless game where you stood in front of your car in the middle of the night. the goal was to determine if a man was hiding somewhere you couldn’t see. you knew you lost if you got in the car and then your vision went black. there was no noise. i think about it sometimes
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
went through the trouble of bringing karl marx into the 21st century so he could play disco elysium, but everything i feed him makes him sick and he won’t stop coughing. hoping we can work out these kinks soon
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coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
the task of making a very unusual city for our game has fallen upon me. get psyched
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
on this i've really enjoyed writing different kinds of propaganda from distinct sources and periods of time. there's stuff that's genuinely earnest and well-intentioned next to stuff that's a little poisonous and it's slightly more opaque on which is the bad one. fun details to scatter in the world
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
we've done three games in unreal and every single one has the default roboto shit up until you tell us to get rid of it. traditional cycle of easy wins
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
the in-game version of this will be somebody scribbling on every T.A.P.W.A.T. signature so that it reads "TAPWATER"
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
the best part of designing a space is imagining an inept organization operating within that space and fucking it all up. this is my fav joke so far
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
the task of making a very unusual city for our game has fallen upon me. get psyched
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
lovecraft protagonists spotting an elder thing: Getting major “Necronomicon” vibes from this…
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
rereading lovecraft is so funny because i guess everybody from weird cranks to popular scientists have read the necronomicon. it’s at least as popular as The Adventures of Pinocchio
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ironytower.bsky.social
Crushing the Buddha in a game of astapada three times in a row and he goes home to meditate, fists clenched, adding it to the list.
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
prevented from attaining enlightment by playing too much silksong
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
it's so cool that a list of games from 2500 years ago is still totally comprehensible. imagine how much longer human beings have been playing "i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10"
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
most of these are still bangers if you're a really bored kid at summer camp
coolgoblinzone.bsky.social
this is my favourite wikipedia article
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joewintergreen.com
gmad'n'tax are what you'd call up-and-comers, future big deals in the "weird thoughtful game" space. in 10 years when you're like "oh yeah chiaroscuro imago i played that the week it came out" people are gonna be like "dang this person had their finger on the pulse i better listen to their insights"
gmad.bsky.social
Out now! Chiaroscuro Imago - a short, narrative-driven horror game about bugs, faith, and honey. Find out what happened to the moths. 🐝📞🍯
howling-stars.itch.io/chiaroscuro-...