irony_tower
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paleofuture.bsky.social
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa
ironytower.bsky.social
I support a child tax. What have those freeloading children ever done for me? Put your blocks away and start funding my pension, sport.
ironytower.bsky.social
Also worth noting that in California, declining to sign means the bill is enacted into law. Newsom could sit on his hands for a week, and it would pass. I would probably include that sort of information if I was writing an article with the purpose of informing my readers.
ironytower.bsky.social
Didn't read the article but I will assume this was about all the campaign stunts where he would eat tapeworm eggs and wear smallpox rags to prove they are safe.
ironytower.bsky.social
The average Warhammer enthusiast spends more money equiping their units than Russia does on theirs
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sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com
pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons pedocons they're goddamn pedocons

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ironytower.bsky.social
Setting the marginal tax rate to be the Weierstrass function
ironytower.bsky.social
"The undecided voter is, by definition, a huge moron, so if Democratic messaging looks like key jingling, that's because it is."
ironytower.bsky.social
Maybe Ukrainians think in Italian but just translate it to Ukrainian when they speak. We need to consider all possibilities here.
ironytower.bsky.social
I think the rich people giantism in Nick Harkaway's Titanium Noir was supposed to be more allegorical than literal
Titanium Noir
ironytower.bsky.social
A small whoopsie-doodle
ironytower.bsky.social
The solution to this is to just not engage with Waffle House. Block every Waffle House on sight and starve them of engagement.
ironytower.bsky.social
Calling someone that name would get you fired in most offices prior to 2025
ironytower.bsky.social
Seeing an 8 year old in a ghost costume and freaking the fuck out
ironytower.bsky.social
Is he on Bluesky? If so, you need to delete this before he sees it. Do not plant ideas in his head.
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oversightdemocrats.house.gov
🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE:

They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet.

DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
ironytower.bsky.social
There aren't many non-urban stadiums that could handle a normal World Cup match but I have a feeling less people are gonna wanna show up this time around
ironytower.bsky.social
Lopsided, garbled, and full of parasites
ironytower.bsky.social
2012 Republican campaign was big into the pro cervical cancer movement because what if we prevented that cancer and girls became sluts once vaccinated.
ironytower.bsky.social
Einstein's Bridge by John Cramer is a fun book that has this as an alt-history
ironytower.bsky.social
I work in an actual factory and most of my time and my coworkers' time is spent doing emails and female coded tasks (supply chain management, logistics, communications, compliance, quality, etc)
ironytower.bsky.social
They should come up with some kind of saying about getting fooled a second time because I feel like lessons should have been learned after the first term
ironytower.bsky.social
I think a good part of that friction are because some want there to be a central committee of pundits that includes them and they are upset about that lapse