Bennnn
@coollady.bsky.social
Strong nonsensical views about gender
The midterms (probably)
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media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The midterms (probably)
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Lower your eyes, because you’re very evil
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Lower your eyes, because you’re very evil
I'm a brit sending love to Americans but guys please for the love of God strike and put an end to this madness.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I'm a brit sending love to Americans but guys please for the love of God strike and put an end to this madness.
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A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A national general strike is needed not just to protest the violence, but to acknowledge the absurdity that we’re all just supposed to carry on with our stupid little daily lives amidst the ambient terrorism of an unchecked state militia executing innocent people in the streets of our country.
Ever and ever and ever more authentic versions of yourself
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Ever and ever and ever more authentic versions of yourself
There is nothing cooler than being yourself
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
There is nothing cooler than being yourself
The world needs more DJs
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The world needs more DJs
Nigel Farage gives "lives in a bungalow" energy.
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Nigel Farage gives "lives in a bungalow" energy.
Knees too weak for vogueing
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Knees too weak for vogueing
I genuinely think a LOT of society's problems are from people not getting enough sleep.
Not an ironic take.
Not an ironic take.
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I genuinely think a LOT of society's problems are from people not getting enough sleep.
Not an ironic take.
Not an ironic take.
Why has no politician said he can have Greenland in exchange for the Epstein files? It would be so funny and WW3 would be worth it.
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Why has no politician said he can have Greenland in exchange for the Epstein files? It would be so funny and WW3 would be worth it.
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Just got my real estate license!
March 15, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Just got my real estate license!
I'm going Rasputin on the Trump family. They won't see it coming.
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm going Rasputin on the Trump family. They won't see it coming.
Rainy day in Manchester
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Rainy day in Manchester
Spotted this mosaic covered building on the bus today
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Spotted this mosaic covered building on the bus today
Yanks can only dream tp understand the power and veracity that can be imbued into the word "Minger."
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Yanks can only dream tp understand the power and veracity that can be imbued into the word "Minger."
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
Poog is spreading through my timeline like a social virus
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Poog is spreading through my timeline like a social virus
Real Gestapo shit right here
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Real Gestapo shit right here
It's so fucking maddening how good Trump is at being a manipulative idiot.
Bomb somewhere, ramp up the threat just enough that you'll escalate and the focus becomes that, back down. All focus is on the relief it's not WW3 not the bonkers shit that's happened just prior.
Bait and switch.
Bomb somewhere, ramp up the threat just enough that you'll escalate and the focus becomes that, back down. All focus is on the relief it's not WW3 not the bonkers shit that's happened just prior.
Bait and switch.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
It's so fucking maddening how good Trump is at being a manipulative idiot.
Bomb somewhere, ramp up the threat just enough that you'll escalate and the focus becomes that, back down. All focus is on the relief it's not WW3 not the bonkers shit that's happened just prior.
Bait and switch.
Bomb somewhere, ramp up the threat just enough that you'll escalate and the focus becomes that, back down. All focus is on the relief it's not WW3 not the bonkers shit that's happened just prior.
Bait and switch.
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A series of unfortunate events? Yeah, that sounds like my damn marriage to my ex-wife!
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 AM
A series of unfortunate events? Yeah, that sounds like my damn marriage to my ex-wife!
"Man cannot survive on Tesco meal deals alone." Oh but he can Jesus, he can.
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
"Man cannot survive on Tesco meal deals alone." Oh but he can Jesus, he can.
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Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/