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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 2h

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 5h

Trump right now...

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and the words `` khaaaan '' behind him .

Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and the words `` khaaaan '' behind him .

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 5h

"YOU AREN'T OCCUPYING PORTLAND, PORTLAND IS OCCUPYING YOU!" *random dude in inflatable costume starts twerking*

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, see, this is easy. Only conservative religious types count for anything. Ever. Liberal religious folks don't count at all for anything. Ever. Religion in news media can only exist as a force for excusing and justifying behavior that would be immoral otherwise.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 8h

GREAT KAHN OF THE PLAINS 2028!

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 9h

ONE THOUSAND PERCENT YES. Also, this is far far more common with white, exurban, suburban and rural populations.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 10h

We both already know.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 22h

Portland can be Chicago's quirky sidekick, right? We'd be good at that. (Bygones from the 91 NBA finals)

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 1d

As a man of deep Scottish heritage may I be the first to say..

a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .

Alt: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 1d

Safe bet you will make it.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 1d

Let’s try this again it’s a new day. I’m bewildered that no one has answered.

Dear MAGA: why would Donald consider pardoning Maxwell, a sex trafficker for Epstein? Again a reminder, Biden is not president and you guys called for the release of the files repeatedly. So… why?

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 2d

you are no longer allowed to have imposter syndrome.

not after this bari omgwtf weiss situation.

you're literally not allowed to feel imposter syndrome ANYMORE

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 2d

I'm actually madder at "leftists" who swallow this hook line and sinker because that way they can continue blaming the party out of power instead of the party in power.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 2d

They're sending like a couple hundred, at most, and they're probably going to take pictures with the gyrating frog

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2d

they’re illegally sending troops from more and more states to occupy my fucking city because a bunch of shitass ICE chumps can’t tolerate a person in an inflatable frog costume legally gyrating at them in front of a single building they lease from us, keep it fucking shut down, fuck these people

James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 2d

Okay. Well, if Trump is going to attempt legal end-arounds like federalizing the NG of GOP states to send them to Dem states over the objections of governors and courts, I think the Democrats should just keep the federal government shut down indefinitely.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 2d

Only one choice. Be a better dad to your kids than he was. I Think you'll do just fine at that.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 2d

Really, someone clearly yelled "Avengers Assemble!" In the Portland area. This is what happens when you do that.

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Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social · 4d

“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”

“Let me introduce you to our frog.”

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 3d

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him

Alt: a man in a helmet with the words "this is the way" behind him

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

Seriously, it has to be *something* medical, right? Does anyone have expertise on what could be doing this?

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

I will accept honest repentance from those who actually feel it. As long as it comes with a willingness to admit the wrong and try to right it.

Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

or... um... not covered... you know...

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

They will get here in time for the "Emergency Naked Bike Ride", we got it covered.

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Spam McGrumper🌹 @cooptimo.bsky.social · 3d

ICE has become the most unprofessional cesspit imaginable. That's even in the astoundingly low-standards universe of American law enforcement. Also a shit-ton of agents from other agencies have been sent to ICE. So who does the DEA/FBI/ATF send to ICE? Not the best.

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