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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛

@coppersorrel.bsky.social

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retired BossLady | purveyor of sarcasm 🦅 eagle watcher | 🏒 Ducks fan 🪡 cross stitcher | 🇨🇦Canadaphile 👑Trader Joes and Costco Queen inclined to jocularity after a few pints of stout 😎Southern Californian

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · Nov 19

Hubby: Can you make cinnamon french toast for breakfast?

Me: Why, yes, I can. Can you clean up the mess and wash the dishes?

Hubby: …

Me: …

Hubby: Feel like going to Kimmie’s Coffee Shop for some french toast?

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says you are a very fast learner

ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says you are a very fast learner

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 3h

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 3h

Dropped it off yesterday.
Notified that it was counted today.

It should be this easy in every state.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h

Again, if you live in Portland, just strolling around the city to verify the (checks notes) existence of store windows would do wonders for counteracting the delusions of President Livia Soprano.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 4h

We got the new Moderna mNEXSPIKE Covid shot and didn’t have any of the usual side effects.

Hope you have an easy 24 hours.

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 9h

great photo🐈‍⬛

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 9h

🦅Chase flies off
down by the water

displays his beautiful snowy white tail feathers

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 10h

Looks like Mike thinks the Hippocratic Oath needs to be changed to “do no harm …unless the patient is some illegal rabbler rouser”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 11h

🤣🤣🤣Snorted

Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 11h

You don’t want me at your 4th of July bbq. I’ll freak out everyone.

Vegan hot dog on a whole wheat bun, topped with just barbecue sauce

**surrenders American passport**

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 14h

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 14h

Number of days since Donald Trump and the GOP shut down the government so they can protect the rich and powerful pedophiles within their ranks: 8

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h

WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump doesn’t get enough credit for ending the war between Azerbaijan and Acetaminophen

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

so satisfying to watch 👍🏻

Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

Explain your user name

🐎 Chestnuts and sorrels are in the red color spectrum. Chestnuts tend to be a darker richer mahogany red, sorrels are more orangey.

I’m a “Chestnut”, but I prefer the color of a true “copper sorrel” which has matching tail and mane, like the horse below

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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 1d

Another incident of federal agents pointing guns at Chicago area residents.

Tweet from @laura_n_rod

Text: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

Photo: shows a federal agent in a truck pointing a gun

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Murray: "If House Republicans were here, I'd make sure they understood over 3/4 of the families on the exchanges actually live in R states. And I'd make sure they understand the 10 states where families will face biggest average premium increase hikes when the ACA credits expire are all R states."

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t have it.
I’m allergic to strawberries 🙁

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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 2d

‼️ This is how it is done ‼️
Democratic candidates - please take notes!
@jamestalarico.bsky.social

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Mike @mike-teevee-1971.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: Democrats. Democrats won’t get back pay. Or those that won’t sign some loyalty pledge.

You saw first here folks. 🙄😒

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: Is it the White House's position that furloughed workers should get backpay?

TRUMP: I would say it depends on who we're talking about

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Mike @mike-teevee-1971.bsky.social · 1d

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Hirono: "I have to conclude that, since no wrongdoing was determined, that Homan kept the money. And I hope he will put that on his tax returns as income."

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

I voted in the CA Prop 50
statewide election.

Dropped my ballot off at the fire station.

Easy-peasy.

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

Costco run

Beyond burgers for me
Sausage ravioli for Hubby

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Elle Chestnut 🐈‍⬛☠️🧟‍♀️🎃🧙🏻‍♀️👻🧛 @coppersorrel.bsky.social · 1d

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