Corporate Danslaughter
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Comically Incompetent Human Being
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my new years resolution is to get the screaming to stop
it didnt work
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every AI ad is like “are you completely incompetent? here, try our new losertron 1000.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
every AI ad is like “are you completely incompetent? here, try our new losertron 1000.”
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BREAKING: Russell Brand has been charged with additional counts of rape and sexual assault.
In a new statement, police said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) authorized an additional rape charge and a sexual assault charge involving two more women.
In a new statement, police said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) authorized an additional rape charge and a sexual assault charge involving two more women.
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
BREAKING: Russell Brand has been charged with additional counts of rape and sexual assault.
In a new statement, police said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) authorized an additional rape charge and a sexual assault charge involving two more women.
In a new statement, police said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) authorized an additional rape charge and a sexual assault charge involving two more women.
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Twilight Princess is now 100% decompiled!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Twilight Princess is now 100% decompiled!!
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December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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As it turns out, “you are too stupid: let the water poison computer do everything for you” is not a sustainable business model
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As it turns out, “you are too stupid: let the water poison computer do everything for you” is not a sustainable business model
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Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Absolutely DIABOLICAL blunt rotation
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Absolutely DIABOLICAL blunt rotation
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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I think it's really important to keep imagining a better world. And that doesn't just mean wishing on a star aww how sweet, that means remembering that the way everything is shit right now is not written into immovable law. That means checking self and not believing so hard in the now as the always
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think it's really important to keep imagining a better world. And that doesn't just mean wishing on a star aww how sweet, that means remembering that the way everything is shit right now is not written into immovable law. That means checking self and not believing so hard in the now as the always
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There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"
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"hey boss I wrote that Miss PIggy bit you wanted. And I made her very horny for you, just like you asked."
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"hey boss I wrote that Miss PIggy bit you wanted. And I made her very horny for you, just like you asked."
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me: oh my god. game direction-- give it to anyone else! not exp33! give it to kojima!
friend: its fucked up that you would say that.
friend: its fucked up that you would say that.
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
me: oh my god. game direction-- give it to anyone else! not exp33! give it to kojima!
friend: its fucked up that you would say that.
friend: its fucked up that you would say that.
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you should all play more indie games made by 1 to 4 gay people in their bedrooms
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
you should all play more indie games made by 1 to 4 gay people in their bedrooms
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“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Muuuahhahh the japanese rpg… is well known for its excellent. There is a french rpg called expedition 33…. That recalls that same Japanese… excellence… *trails off*”
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I have been informed by 7000 people that the thumbnail for my video tonight contains a 6 and a 7 and I did not intend this nor do I understand
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have been informed by 7000 people that the thumbnail for my video tonight contains a 6 and a 7 and I did not intend this nor do I understand
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the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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my new years resolution is to get the screaming to stop
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
it didnt work