Corporate Danslaughter
@corpodanslaughter.bsky.social
Comically Incompetent Human Being
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my new years resolution is to get the screaming to stop
it didnt work
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I, Love Foids .
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I, Love Foids .
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This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough
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Updates should be rolling out now. Reset your walls if you need to force the patch to show up.
ISAT POSTER v1.1 PATCH NOTES:
-fixed an issue with mirabelle's hand
-fixed an issue isabeau's hand
-fans' wallets now empty as they should
-fixed an issue with mirabelle's hand
-fixed an issue isabeau's hand
-fans' wallets now empty as they should
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Updates should be rolling out now. Reset your walls if you need to force the patch to show up.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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Ah shit this takes a long time.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Ah shit this takes a long time.
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Okay I’ll do it. I’ll make a video game.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Okay I’ll do it. I’ll make a video game.
DNI if you like boiled cabbage
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
DNI if you like boiled cabbage
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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My attachment to each nintendo franchise:
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
My attachment to each nintendo franchise:
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I opened the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. subreddit and got jumpscared by my own reflection.
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I opened the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. subreddit and got jumpscared by my own reflection.
holy shit
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
holy shit
i got the magnus institute on my ass bro
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i got the magnus institute on my ass bro
what. who are you
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
what. who are you
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looks like merch for people with blue hair and pronouns
Wait, have we been here before? Whether it's your first loop or you're just experiencing some serious deja vu, our official @isat-game.bsky.social collection has all the collectibles fans of the hit indie-RPG could be looking for! theyetee.com/instarsandtime
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
looks like merch for people with blue hair and pronouns
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I wake on my own every morning just before dawn, filled with a love for life and this world.
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I wake on my own every morning just before dawn, filled with a love for life and this world.
People talk about how one of the toys Sid made in Toy Story 1 is a "Hooker" but i dont think they admire the comedy of the other ones. Baby Spider. Duck Spring
Toy Story
Toy Story
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
People talk about how one of the toys Sid made in Toy Story 1 is a "Hooker" but i dont think they admire the comedy of the other ones. Baby Spider. Duck Spring
Toy Story
Toy Story
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Sometimes i'll be fucking around just writing whatever in the drafts and then realize I accidentally stumbled upon the genuine worldview of Andrew Tate
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Sometimes i'll be fucking around just writing whatever in the drafts and then realize I accidentally stumbled upon the genuine worldview of Andrew Tate
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in 2nd grade I wanted to write a big book of tongue twisters and the only thing I could think of was "Two trucks tow toenails" I was so devastated.
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
in 2nd grade I wanted to write a big book of tongue twisters and the only thing I could think of was "Two trucks tow toenails" I was so devastated.
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Babysitting my little sis and she’s telling me about her clone who she sent back in time to die in the Chinese war of 1987
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Babysitting my little sis and she’s telling me about her clone who she sent back in time to die in the Chinese war of 1987
you've heard of lazy eye, now get ready for the industrious eye. all it can see is the hum and chunk of the factory line and the endless proliferation of consumeristic gluttony
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
you've heard of lazy eye, now get ready for the industrious eye. all it can see is the hum and chunk of the factory line and the endless proliferation of consumeristic gluttony
I looked at my computer screen too long today. The LEDs have little knifes that poke my supple sight spheres
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I looked at my computer screen too long today. The LEDs have little knifes that poke my supple sight spheres