Cortknee
cortknee.bsky.social
Cortknee
@cortknee.bsky.social
Sometimes clever. Always tired.
Feel like I want to egg The White House, but I'm not a billionaire.
February 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Convince Taylor to stop further exclusives with Target!
Sign the Petition
Urge Taylor Swift to End Exclusive Releases with Target due to Recent DEI Rollbacks
chng.it
February 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hating that I'm going to have to #boycottTarget. Need #TaylorSwift not to put out any more exclusives with them.
January 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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So Target got real comfy thinking us millennial moms won’t take our basic girl bits to Costco & Aldi after they cut DEI programs to satisfy the new administration.

Big mistake. Huge.
January 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Page 209. Still no mention of birds. Lots of singing though.
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The content I'm here for.
hello, please tell me how you feel about bluey's uncle stripe
January 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What reading/book tracking app are people using nowadays? Or they even anymore? Last I remember was Goodreads. #bookshelf
January 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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reminder to self: rest IS productive
January 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I believe they made a whole movie about this...
i guess i should be clear about what i mean about being “at war with himself.” i just mean that the “out of touch” or bad policies he’s always correcting are his own. not that he’s like wrestling morally with himself. almost all of it is opportunistic or reactive!
January 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Adding to watch list now
oh i'm sorry, does noah wyle wear scrubs and have a scruffy beard and rub his eyes in a mixture of exhaustion and exasperation and then glance up at a patient he knows he can't save with endless mournful reflection on the human condition

i'm in i'm sold we're good thx
January 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I un-installed Temu 4 days ago. So naturally, I needed a new app to scroll through mindlessly on my down time. Hopefully, this one has me spending less money.
January 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Does anyone ever really talk about how tedious bedazzling is? I think I have the wrong kind of ADHD for this...
January 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM