Count Arthur Strong
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social
INFLUENZER. Sony Radio Award winner, 2 time Batfas nominated. West Yorkshire Knobbly Knees Champion 1968/69. Author of the 'Inspector Marsden Mysteries' novellas. All polite and reasonable enquiries to: [email protected]
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I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
I nominate @countarthurstrong.bsky.social as new BBC Director General.
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I accept your nomination and will work tirelessly to get shows like mine back where they belong. For decent money
Reposted by Count Arthur Strong
Sunday Nov 16 the JR Sextet are playing @pizzaexpresslive Holborn. We’re getting a little free with our 80s jazz thing. We have a new Matt Bianco tune, but we’re also hopping back to the 70s (just) and forward to the noughties. Do Join us. Ticket link below.
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sunday Nov 16 the JR Sextet are playing @pizzaexpresslive Holborn. We’re getting a little free with our 80s jazz thing. We have a new Matt Bianco tune, but we’re also hopping back to the 70s (just) and forward to the noughties. Do Join us. Ticket link below.
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
www.pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/jaz...
Here! Have this one as well!
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Here! Have this one as well!
It’s not my fault. Nobody told me Old Spite was flammable
I'm surprised they let you in at all, Arthur! You're a walking fire-risk.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s not my fault. Nobody told me Old Spite was flammable
I guess you just have to suck it up, Gary!
What if you're appearing in Hairspray?
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I guess you just have to suck it up, Gary!
I’ll hold you to that. What are your numbers
When I win the lottery tonight (obvs) we need to make the Marsden movie.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ll hold you to that. What are your numbers
You can’t do anything these days
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You can’t do anything these days
I might not do it now
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social regrettably, due to an incident involving a single rogue chocolate raisin in the supermarket, I will be unable to attend your show tonight. I am absolutely gutted but take solace in the fact I was able to see you last year. Much love 🫶🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I might not do it now
Lovely to hear that Stuart!
When I need cheering up, I watch you walk towards a plane; the first time I saw that I almost cried laughing. It was wonderful.
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lovely to hear that Stuart!
Sometime in January!
Is there an audio version Arthur????
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometime in January!
Tell your dad I literally cannot wait
Taking my dad to see @countarthurstrong.bsky.social in Middlesbrough later this month, he's so excited bless him. My dad I mean, not Count Arthur, because I don't think he even knows me. Count Arthur I mean, not my dad, cos he definitely knows me 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tell your dad I literally cannot wait
Depends what size feet you have
Will it fit into a stocking?
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Depends what size feet you have
Full size, actual reproduction of the original scripts of series one of Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show. Available on tour, on the Amazon or at countarthurstrong.com. You could literally make someone's Christmas
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Full size, actual reproduction of the original scripts of series one of Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show. Available on tour, on the Amazon or at countarthurstrong.com. You could literally make someone's Christmas
It's here! The third exciting novella in the Inspector Marsden series! Available for purchase, on tour, on the Amazon and on countarthurstrong.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's here! The third exciting novella in the Inspector Marsden series! Available for purchase, on tour, on the Amazon and on countarthurstrong.com
Yes. Proper ones as well. Not loose ones from the market
Coming to see you in St.Albans on Friday - fingers crossed I remember the chocolate raisins this time.
Chocolate raisins
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Yes. Proper ones as well. Not loose ones from the market
I'm very, very good in it
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social looking forward to seeing you in this!
"Z Victor 1 - investigating claims that rare early black and white episodes of 🚓 Z-CARS are starting on the popular #TalkingPicturesTV channel."
Beginning Friday 14th November 8pm #TPTVsubtitles
Beginning Friday 14th November 8pm #TPTVsubtitles
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm very, very good in it
Excellent news Jo! Thank you!
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Amazing show at Richmond Theatre thank you! My face still hurts from laughing
Amazing show at Richmond Theatre thank you! My face still hurts from laughing
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Excellent news Jo! Thank you!
Glad you enjoyed it Gary!
Thank you to @countarthurstrong.bsky.social for bringing some joy to this dark world. Cannot say how much I enjoyed the unique version of A Christmas Carol at Richmond Theatre. Feel very festive now, or is Easter? 🐣
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Gary!
More money than sense would mean tuppence, in his case.
British government and MPs still use this man's social media platform.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
More money than sense would mean tuppence, in his case.
Thank you you two! Sorry not to see you!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social
Fabulous show last evening at #HexagonReading
Sides still ache from laughing. Not able to stay to be singed but great to see you in top form.
J&Hx
Fabulous show last evening at #HexagonReading
Sides still ache from laughing. Not able to stay to be singed but great to see you in top form.
J&Hx
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Thank you you two! Sorry not to see you!
I wash my hands of him!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Just watching that Steve Delaney chap who pretends to be you on All Creatures Great and Small on BBC4
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I wash my hands of him!
That’s where I am
Not Wimborne, I’m always doing that, Sherborne
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
That’s where I am
Wimborne?
Near Wimborne
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wimborne?
Where’s Dorset?
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Good luck tonight. Don’t be late I am driving all the way from North Dorset.
October 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Where’s Dorset?
That’s my kind of veg! Hope to see you and Steve at some point!?
Just finished my pumpkin for this year
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October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That’s my kind of veg! Hope to see you and Steve at some point!?