Count Arthur Strong
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social
INFLUENZER. Sony Radio Award, 2 time Batfas nominated. All-In Wrestler. (still available for exhibition bouts, Tuesday afternoons) Author of 'Inspector Marsden Mysteries' novelettas. All enquiries to: [email protected]
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I’ll do it! Unless it’s Tuesday afternoon?
Who’s the super bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
I think you'll find there's nothing wrong about the man, the myth, the legend, @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
*wrong answers only*
I think you'll find there's nothing wrong about the man, the myth, the legend, @countarthurstrong.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’ll do it! Unless it’s Tuesday afternoon?
Be soon I say, be soon!
All that'll have to stop, you know Arthur, once we're married.
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Be soon I say, be soon!
Yesterday afternoon between two and three
When was that last time you were tickled by a trout Count Arthur?
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Yesterday afternoon between two and three
I like tickling trout
I ought to make a lot more homemade soup.
And eat more fish.
Are you partial to fish, Arthur?
And eat more fish.
Are you partial to fish, Arthur?
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I like tickling trout
There’s nothing wrong with a couple of tablespoons of Saxa!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Mind your blood pressure with all those soup overs, Arthur.
Almost a quarter of soup on sale in UK supermarkets has too much salt, study finds
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
There’s nothing wrong with a couple of tablespoons of Saxa!
It’s a classic car, but surely that’s the ‘Imp’?
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Been to National Museum of Scotland today in Edinburgh, saw this and thought of you! No sign of Wogan nearby 😂😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It’s a classic car, but surely that’s the ‘Imp’?
You are quite right Lucy! I did say you’d do that! And I’ll have one as well, thank you!
"In fact I will personally deliver a large wine to Michelle during the interval" - Count Arthur Strong.
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You are quite right Lucy! I did say you’d do that! And I’ll have one as well, thank you!
I think your ear trumpet is due a service, Shell!
It was I heard you 🍷🍷
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I think your ear trumpet is due a service, Shell!
What have I said now?
Just read a post on here and said "christ almighty what's the matter with you" out loud
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
What have I said now?
All being well, sometime this month!
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Arthur, will you be putting your dulcet tones to an audiobook of 'Inspector Marsden Goes To America'?
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
All being well, sometime this month!
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Sunday Times now.
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Sunday Times now.
Not in Somerset, where it's the 42nd of Tuesday
It's STILL JANUARY.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Not in Somerset, where it's the 42nd of Tuesday
Go to your room!
He's one comedian I just don't get.
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Go to your room!
Come on! Be honest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZN...
HARRY HILL......Beds Beds Beds!!
YouTube video by barnaldbear
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January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Come on! Be honest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZN...
It must be somewhere
Arthur where’s my FREE audio copy of your new book!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 PM
It must be somewhere
Almost
Yay! (Is that fifteen across?).
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Almost
That's two down! Congratulations!
Ah.
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
That's two down! Congratulations!
No, still just setting their crosswords for them, Gary
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Thought you'd been writing for the Grauniad for a minute, Arthur.
January 26, 2026 at 12:49 PM
No, still just setting their crosswords for them, Gary
I see another tory nut job's joined Garage
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I see another tory nut job's joined Garage
Just waiting for the inevitable call
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Arthur, will you be offering your services as the new judge on the Great Brutish Bike Oaf? I daresay you could manage to eat loads of cakes for an exorbitant fee and make people cry by telling them they can't cook.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Just waiting for the inevitable call
What do you mean, again?
It's the Count's Make Arthur Great Again fanatical base
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
What do you mean, again?
Don't. Just don't.
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social How did you manage to swing a slot speaking at Davos today? Love the wig and orange make-up too. Haven't laughed so much is ages.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Don't. Just don't.
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@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Arthur, as you're a Leeds United fan, could you repost this to your followers?
Bit of a long shot, but if you're in Leeds, and you have 2 minutes to send an email objecting to Leeds attempting to take these playing fields from the public when they're held in trust for public recreation, please send a response. There's a four-line template in the post:
Leeds City Council is taking these fields from you over Christmas
redhallplayingfields.org.uk
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
@countarthurstrong.bsky.social Arthur, as you're a Leeds United fan, could you repost this to your followers?
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Authors! I have copies of my all ages novella IMAGINE A FRIEND and wish to make reviewers aware. Any ideas welcome.
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Authors! I have copies of my all ages novella IMAGINE A FRIEND and wish to make reviewers aware. Any ideas welcome.
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A mere £5 - I will be performing at CANOPI in Cardiff in 12 days - a last minute show, and my friend @racheltaylorbeales.bsky.social will be accompanying me - we will be performing poems from our album and lots of new stuff too
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January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
A mere £5 - I will be performing at CANOPI in Cardiff in 12 days - a last minute show, and my friend @racheltaylorbeales.bsky.social will be accompanying me - we will be performing poems from our album and lots of new stuff too
gfsboxoffice.com/event.php?id...
gfsboxoffice.com/event.php?id...