BigDaftDad
@bigdaftdad.bsky.social
Cumbria, but not anymore. Migrated further up the map.
Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose.
3 months younger than Bagpuss.
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#IC276
Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose.
3 months younger than Bagpuss.
☎️01 811 8055
#IC276
Because he persisted in putting his penis where it isn't wanted, to the point that although he is incapable of feeling shame or remorse, he has been advised to retreat from public view.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why did Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor leave Royal Lodge in such a hurry?
The former prince left Windsor during the night, and will now live on the Sandringham Estate in Norfolk.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Because he persisted in putting his penis where it isn't wanted, to the point that although he is incapable of feeling shame or remorse, he has been advised to retreat from public view.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The missus has just used the word “seepage” in conversation and now I must post this Veitch masterpiece. It’s the law
Well, it's been a while, but the eminent Mrs L is about to go into theatre for her reconstruction.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Well, it's been a while, but the eminent Mrs L is about to go into theatre for her reconstruction.
Mandelson's doing a being guilty of everything again, I see.
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Mandelson's doing a being guilty of everything again, I see.
Just squished a butterfly.
Papillon Maché
Papillon Maché
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Just squished a butterfly.
Papillon Maché
Papillon Maché
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I suppose it's inaccurate to refer to DJT as a motherfucker.
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I suppose it's inaccurate to refer to DJT as a motherfucker.
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It occurs to me that Laura Kuenssberg is in full Donald and Davey Stott mode for that interview.
"Mr. Polanski, we know that you do not like planes, but would you get on one to go and see an important world leader?"
"Yes".
"Riiiight".
(*ticks question off list*)
"Mr. Polanski, we know that you do not like planes, but would you get on one to go and see an important world leader?"
"Yes".
"Riiiight".
(*ticks question off list*)
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
It occurs to me that Laura Kuenssberg is in full Donald and Davey Stott mode for that interview.
"Mr. Polanski, we know that you do not like planes, but would you get on one to go and see an important world leader?"
"Yes".
"Riiiight".
(*ticks question off list*)
"Mr. Polanski, we know that you do not like planes, but would you get on one to go and see an important world leader?"
"Yes".
"Riiiight".
(*ticks question off list*)
What's that? A morning listening to Matt Berry albums?
a man wearing headphones and glasses is speaking into a microphone with the words ye-e-es written below him
ALT: a man wearing headphones and glasses is speaking into a microphone with the words ye-e-es written below him
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
What's that? A morning listening to Matt Berry albums?
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Saw this on Instagram earlier, and it floored me.
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Saw this on Instagram earlier, and it floored me.
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
You need to stay for the entire 19 seconds...
Five jobs I've had
Radiographer
Medical Technical Officer
Barman
Shotblasters mate
Painter of (a substantial part of) 11km of steel fencing for Euro Disney.
Radiographer
Medical Technical Officer
Barman
Shotblasters mate
Painter of (a substantial part of) 11km of steel fencing for Euro Disney.
Five jobs I’ve had:
- Mother To Five Feral Loin Fruit™️
- Pharmacy Dispenser
- GP Practice Operations Manager
- John Lewis Sales Partner
- National Trust Visitor Experience Officer
- Mother To Five Feral Loin Fruit™️
- Pharmacy Dispenser
- GP Practice Operations Manager
- John Lewis Sales Partner
- National Trust Visitor Experience Officer
5 jobs I’ve had.
Gardener
Lecturer
Travel agent
Tour operations.
Sailing instructor.
Gardener
Lecturer
Travel agent
Tour operations.
Sailing instructor.
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Five jobs I've had
Radiographer
Medical Technical Officer
Barman
Shotblasters mate
Painter of (a substantial part of) 11km of steel fencing for Euro Disney.
Radiographer
Medical Technical Officer
Barman
Shotblasters mate
Painter of (a substantial part of) 11km of steel fencing for Euro Disney.
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people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat
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“I was only following orders.”
I don’t think that defence counts as being valid, Kristi.
I don’t think that defence counts as being valid, Kristi.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“I was only following orders.”
I don’t think that defence counts as being valid, Kristi.
I don’t think that defence counts as being valid, Kristi.
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If you feel "hamstrung" by human rights laws and by health and safety laws - you are the person those laws were designed to protect us against. You need to be obstructed by those laws.
Also, she's lying.
Also, she's lying.
Suella Braverman, "There is a very strong case to increase the powers of any immigration enforcement officers that we deploy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
"At the moment they're hamstrung by human rights laws, by health and safety laws, by all sorts of needless and obstructive bureaucracy"
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you feel "hamstrung" by human rights laws and by health and safety laws - you are the person those laws were designed to protect us against. You need to be obstructed by those laws.
Also, she's lying.
Also, she's lying.
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Strange that they named him after some cassettes.
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Strange that they named him after some cassettes.
'On Her Majesty's ..
'WE'VE GOT A KING NOW, MR BOND'
'WE'VE GOT A KING NOW, MR BOND'
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
'On Her Majesty's ..
'WE'VE GOT A KING NOW, MR BOND'
'WE'VE GOT A KING NOW, MR BOND'
How have I made it until today without knowing this?
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
How have I made it until today without knowing this?
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
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You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
You're watching BBC Scotland.
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Richard Scarry, eat your heart out.
January 23, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Richard Scarry, eat your heart out.