Liz Thurmond
@countmystars.bsky.social
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TV/screen/audio writer, copyeditor, witch. Nerdy shit forever. She/her. http://www.thurmondediting.com
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Bullshit store brand butter is as low as $3.50
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Kerrygold is at least $7 in the U.S. if we’re lucky
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Butter prices are offensive
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Credit unions are the way to go, I’m told
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Back in the day the only legit ethnic restaurant here was my middle school bestie’s parents’ Chinese restaurant. They’re doing a lot better now but taco trucks specifically are a GREAT sign
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Fun fact, my hometown has a taco truck. Yes, a real one, run by Mexican people who can cook. Signs of civilization. Bless.
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There appear to be Wells Fargo ATMs somewhere in this town

I bank with Chase but only because they bought out Washington Mutual. Kind of like how I’m with TMobile because they bought Sprint. I don’t change service providers unless absolutely forced.
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The nearest bank whose name I know (Bank of America) is in MEMPHIS
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Renasance? Cadence? What the fuck is that? Are these places FDIC insured? My bank doesn’t even have ATMs anywhere in the state. (I withdrew cash before I left CA).
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Mom: Do y’all have Dollar General on every corner or is that a Southern thing?
Me: It’s a Southern thing and a poverty thing.

The number of businesses/chains my mom thinks I should know but are actually regional are legion. Also I haven’t seen a single bank with a name I recognize.
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My oat milk lattes and meditation apps send their regards, MAGAts.
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Basing this entirely on my own experiences and my own family — the ones who give in to their fear, anger, etc. age faster.
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I feel this way about Brendan Carr as well. Something is actually physiologically wrong with these MAGA folks and I think it’s that immersing themselves in hate and anger is making their bodies overproduce Bad Chemicals, and that then shows up in their physical appearance.
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Hate IS stress, and it wrecks your shit.
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Just saw a clip of Kamala Harris saying “these motherfuckers are CRAZY” and it was a balm to my soul
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Respirator AND humidifier for me. If the air in my home gets too dry, I get more susceptible to stuff
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A neighbor’s cat kept getting loose and coming to my folks’ yard. She got attached to my mom before the neighbors wised up and kept the cat safely inside. Mom had become very attached and the cats got her through her mother’s illness, so when Mama Cat arrived she was READY.
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The Matriarch in her catio

This is Mama Cat, the pregnant stray who birthed four of the cats who are currently non-feral and living in my parents’ house. It’s her doing that my parents are cat people now.