Anonymous Spokesman
@cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social
Wakanda Forever!
Like, this an actual post from an actual government social media account, posted in the last hour.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Wakanda Forever!
Where was Rose-san when the West Coast fell?
Taking away our cars can, should, and will be treated as a declaration of war upon rural America.
I find "America isn't really set up for it" to be an annoying rebuttal to any sort of proposal to reduce car dependency. Our leaders used policy to create a system of car dependency and we can sure as hell use policy to undo that. There are absolutely barriers, but do nothing is not a solution.
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Where was Rose-san when the West Coast fell?
UB-52
Hit song: "Red, Red Lobster"
Hit song: "Red, Red Lobster"
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
UB-52
Hit song: "Red, Red Lobster"
Hit song: "Red, Red Lobster"
Mumford 'N' Roses
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mumford 'N' Roses
Live and Eat Pie
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Live and Eat Pie
How the holidays are going so far...
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How the holidays are going so far...
John Roberts rolling up to the debate like:
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
John Roberts rolling up to the debate like:
The Gentleman Pirate, I presume.
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Gentleman Pirate, I presume.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Henry V Element
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
Insert a movie into another movie:
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY
Insert a movie into another movie:
Million Dollar Baby Boom
Million Dollar Baby Boom
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Henry V Element
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
8 1/2 Baked
Die Hard Target
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
8 1/2 Baked
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Apollo 13 Ghosts
Insert a movie into another movie:
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER OF SAM
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER OF SAM
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Five?? Concerts???
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Five?? Concerts???
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me", butchered by Google Translate.
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me", butchered by Google Translate.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Reposted by Anonymous Spokesman
Are we excluding the crimes that ICE/CBP committed in this analysis? Armed kidnappings & assaults w/ a deadly weapon are way up.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Are we excluding the crimes that ICE/CBP committed in this analysis? Armed kidnappings & assaults w/ a deadly weapon are way up.
King Missile, "Detachable Penis" (1992)
my experience is that no one knows where their bits actually are. especially in libraries where storage is thought to be outsourced to our vendors, who are themselves AWS tenants
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
King Missile, "Detachable Penis" (1992)
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First known Rube Goldberg device.
Mysterium Coniunctionis - C. G. Jung - 1963 ebay.us/m/OAvtGz
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
First known Rube Goldberg device.
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by Anonymous Spokesman
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM