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cppilgram.bsky.social
Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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Broadcast Engineer in the American Midwest.
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cppilgram.bsky.social
This one makes me 6 years old again:
The cover of the Henry Mancini album entitled "Greatest Christmas Songs", it features a photograph of Henry Mancini in a black suit with a white pocket square and a blue-and-white striped tie. His arms are crossed, and he is smiling at the camera. The background appears to be a fireplace surrounded by pine boughs, red candles, and other Christmas decor.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
You're good for a while then
A screenshot of the London Zoo website about Butterflies. There are some links to other parts of the website, but the pertinent part is the text at the bottom, which reads "There are more than 160,000 species of butterfly around the world, learn more about this iconic insect." The background is a picture of orange-winged butterflies perched on rocks in a stream.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
I just need to see maps like this:
An older map of the northwestern Pacific Ocean, featuring southeast Asia, China, and Japan. US ship movements are featured as red arrows. It is labeled "SUPERPOWER IN THE PACIFIC" at the top, and also has names of US Generals/Admirals from the Pacific theater (MacArthur and Nimitz).
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
A meme featuring a series of ever-larger dominoes, the smallest being an inch tall, the largest being three feet tall. The small domino is labeled "Target complies in advance", and the large domino is labeled "$125,000 Turkeys". There is a balding man in a sky blue polo shirt and khakis to the right of the image, he is kneeling and preparing to knock over the smallest domino to start the chain reaction.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
*me introducing my new D&D character*: uh yeah, Whonor is a distinctive family name going back generations, carrying the weight of legacy, and there is deep lore attached..."

*me earlier that day*: hmmm...
The tailgate of a grey Ford F-150 featuring a license plate with the text "WHONOR". The plate bears the seal of the United States Air Force, and so the meaning of the text is likely "W/ HONOR" (with honor), which is the best and most common type of discharge one can receive when leaving the military.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
The kids have opinions
A screenshot from a sports show featuring a Black man with a goatee dressed sharply in a blue suit and brown overcoat. Behind him, a college student is holding up a sign that reads "Durex > Trojan". Which is really just a matter of opinion, but that kid feels strongly enough to get the message on national TV.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
*quietly under my breath* fuck he's right
Someone in the background of a sports show dressed as the University of Oregon mascot (a duck wearing a green shirt with an "O" on it) holding up a sign that reads "The Hollywood sign isn't even a sign it's nine signs". The duck is correct.
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Umamusume is such a great game.
A screenshot of a skill description from the mobile game "Umamusume: Pretty Derby" it reads: Skill Details A Unique Skill will be obtained upon beginning a Career playthrough OMG! (°V°) The Final Sprint! ★ Lvl 2 Increase velocity and navigation with the pure euphoria of being within breathing distance of precious waifus after passing another runner 2 times late-race.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
A tad jarring when your GPS yells at you to turn right on gun street
A picture of the dashboard screen in a Subaru Outback. There is a map with directions on it, and the only street labeled is "Guns St".
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
He'll be alright.
A picture featuring 6 women who are dressed in evening gowns and dresses of various styles and colors. They are all smiling. Also they are contestants on the reality TV show "The Golden Bachelor". A man is standing to the very left of the frame and his face is obscured by a large smiley face to give him anonymity.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Ok this is good
A slogan in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign posters, featuring yellow lettering with red shadowing on a blue background. The text reads "TP for MY BUNGHOLE".
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
cppilgram.bsky.social
A meme of an old tweet by lauren (@NotABigJerk) that has been modified to read "i'm not falling for that election campaign, that's clearly someone with a fetish for public humiliation. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
You find all sorts of weird shit in my line of work. #WCW
A ticket stub from the World Championship Wrestling Super Summer Sizzler Tour in 1991. It was held at the Brown County Veterans Memorial Arena in Green Bay, WI on June 7th at 8pm.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Sometimes I wish I could, but for a smaller market team, they're always fun to watch. They have a great farm system so you get to see good players before they get poached by the coastal elites. Plus they have some uniforms featuring the new state flag and they're real good.
A blue baseball cap featuring an alternate logo for the Minnesota Twins (white "MN" with a yellow star between and above the letters) and a side logo of the state outline filled white with a yellow star over where the Twin Cities are located.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Gonna humbly suggest the Twins:
A logo for the Minnesota Twins baseball team. It features a blue background in the shape of the state, with a baseball in the center and a river down the middle. Two baseball players wearing similar uniforms (the only difference is the one on the left has a M insignia and the other has a STP insignia) stand on each side of the river and shake hands/embrace with smiles on their faces.
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
He went full Popeye
Pete Hegseth, pushin' a tire and lookin' like Popeye.
November 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
This would turn me into the fucking Joker.
"Unfortunately, Castro-Rivera perished. The officer then informed the three detained aliens that their friend had deceased. He then grieved and prayed with them."
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Here's Po. He looks annoyed but was given scratches shortly after this was taken.
A black and white tuxedo cat relaxing on the arm of a heather grey couch. One white paw is gripping the fabric with claws, and the sleepy cat is looking over one shoulder with an annoyed look on his face.
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Did they have to put the signage up like that? They don't even sell gas!
A picture across 2 lanes of traffic, showing an old gas station that has been converted to a TitleMax Payday Loan Center. For whatever reason, they put up their logo in the same places as the gas station had, making it look like they sell gas (they don't).
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Basketball league named after what Tony Stark yell at his wife when she’s nagging him to stop playing video games all weekend
Jarvis Christ
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
@kennylogins.bsky.social check it out, I saw a true dad car in the wild and it was *clean*
A classic Buick with a very square body style, it has been lovingly restored and is in beautiful condition. Truly a Dad Car™.
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Is the "household item" Photoshop?
A picture of what purports to be a human arm, with the left side of the picture featuring a multitude of normal skin blemishes, and the right side featuring nothing but clean, lily-white human skin. The caption reads "Top MD: Don't Use Lotions On Dark Spots! Use This Household Item..." One struggles to think of a household item that would create the results suggested and not just melt skin entirely.
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
That's clearly a microbrew, real weirdos drink domestic:
A glass and bottle, both full of a yellow liquid purporting to be mustard soda, and really what reason do I have to doubt the label? I've had it before, and trust me, if they could get away with claiming it was human piss, they would.
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
Then why didn't *you* mention the threats? Here's the only post you made between me and the original post, and I cannot fail to notice that the threats are not mentioned. I thought the threats were the problem?
slut femboy brat zath @hornygaytank.bs... 11h she wanted control over what she presented and to advertise the new album. reasonable demands lol
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
cppilgram.bsky.social
I was going through an old transmitter site and found this for you, Hi and Lois from over 3 decades ago. A bonus Crankshaft frame to show the date and name of publication.
A comic strip page from 1993 prominently featuring the comic strip Hi and Lois. A header of a comic page from The Oshkosh Northwestern from Wednesday, October 20th 1993. Also, the Crankshaft comic from that day
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM