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Broadcast Engineer in the American Midwest.
Broadcast Engineer in the American Midwest.
I like my movie endings ambiguous because everything in real life is cut and dried, there's always a satisfying resolution and that's boring.
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I like my movie endings ambiguous because everything in real life is cut and dried, there's always a satisfying resolution and that's boring.
They seem to think so or they wouldn't have yanked the quote...
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They seem to think so or they wouldn't have yanked the quote...
Outsiders take him off the ballot? Who do you think got him ON it? I'm not suggesting he's a bad person, but we don't have to willingly promote or elect people with Nazi iconography on their body. We have a political party for that already.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Outsiders take him off the ballot? Who do you think got him ON it? I'm not suggesting he's a bad person, but we don't have to willingly promote or elect people with Nazi iconography on their body. We have a political party for that already.
I would like my Senator to be able to say "we don't have Nazis in the Democratic party" without having to glance around to see if Graham Platner is in the room. That's my business.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I would like my Senator to be able to say "we don't have Nazis in the Democratic party" without having to glance around to see if Graham Platner is in the room. That's my business.
That bit at the end is just *chefs kiss*.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That bit at the end is just *chefs kiss*.
That guy was -20 years old when the Falklands thing happened
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
That guy was -20 years old when the Falklands thing happened
We went to a Chuck E. Cheese that had wine on tap.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We went to a Chuck E. Cheese that had wine on tap.
Isn't this how we ended up with scientology?
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Isn't this how we ended up with scientology?
He's the guy they think is funny
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He's the guy they think is funny
Maybe I need to visit CA, everything near me that's branded as "extra spicy" is the tamest, whitest, lawsuit-avoiding-est food you've ever eaten. Which tracks for Wisconsin, but still!
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe I need to visit CA, everything near me that's branded as "extra spicy" is the tamest, whitest, lawsuit-avoiding-est food you've ever eaten. Which tracks for Wisconsin, but still!
I'm convinced my phone knows what buttons are closest to the space bar and simply refuses to consider that I might have accidentally missed the space bar.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm convinced my phone knows what buttons are closest to the space bar and simply refuses to consider that I might have accidentally missed the space bar.
That doesn't mean he didn't kill the guy though.
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
That doesn't mean he didn't kill the guy though.
Not sure that murder is bad?
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not sure that murder is bad?
Ok you have mixed up two things, which I did as well at first. There is a basic requirement to keep the body cam on, and a basic requirement to track who comes into contact with evidence at a crime scene. There is no requirement to film everyone who touches evidence (but body cam should help there).
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ok you have mixed up two things, which I did as well at first. There is a basic requirement to keep the body cam on, and a basic requirement to track who comes into contact with evidence at a crime scene. There is no requirement to film everyone who touches evidence (but body cam should help there).
7.5, never looked back 🤝
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
7.5, never looked back 🤝
This shit merely reaffirms my commitment to sobriety.
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This shit merely reaffirms my commitment to sobriety.
I've noticed that we're trending down towards Doritos at the molecular level
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've noticed that we're trending down towards Doritos at the molecular level
The only thing standing between Doritos and total culinary domination was the inability to just toss back a handful of Doritos
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only thing standing between Doritos and total culinary domination was the inability to just toss back a handful of Doritos
I love these questions because it's all so low-stakes. Of course I would eat the safe but weirdly-flavored thing! I can't discover any new oceans, I might as well live at the bleeding edge of *something*.
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love these questions because it's all so low-stakes. Of course I would eat the safe but weirdly-flavored thing! I can't discover any new oceans, I might as well live at the bleeding edge of *something*.
I do exactly what I do in every RPG on gods green earth: place baby hitler in my inventory next to all the megalixers and never throw him because I'm never sure it's the exact best time to do so.
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I do exactly what I do in every RPG on gods green earth: place baby hitler in my inventory next to all the megalixers and never throw him because I'm never sure it's the exact best time to do so.
It's kind of unreal how he cannot stop floor shitting, even as he represents himself in court.
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's kind of unreal how he cannot stop floor shitting, even as he represents himself in court.