a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

Detective TV shows in a nutshell

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

#358: Oops, All South Americas xkcd.com/2256