for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...

watto wonderful world

(beautiful music borrowed from @vinny.vinesauce.com )

happy pride month

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

actually years aren't real! the earth's position around the sun is only but one frame of reference. i prefer to celebrate our "year" orbiting the center of the galaxy (around 230 million of what you earth idiots would call a "year") fuck you !

I love this website

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

seasons greasons everyone

I'm never going to have a better use for this meme.

If you spent your time wisely this year, the daylight savings squid may leave a little ink under your pillow tonight