Craig
craiglet.bsky.social
Craig
@craiglet.bsky.social
teacher, corgi butt aficionado, mixologist, compilers, cyclist, lakeside dock snob
Would a Mobius strip of pizza be infinite calories?
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The uprising will happen when AI is put into a Bidet.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Craig
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

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Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I propose a new D&D alignment. Tired.

Lawful Tired.
Chaotic Tired.
True Tired.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The asphalt of Mordor #MordorDPW
June 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
if only my students knew I was jamming to techno during office hours...
December 14, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I just used an empty anti-anxiety med container to transport eggnog as a coffee additive at my local coffee shop. Seems right.
November 24, 2023 at 12:37 PM
I prefer 'test corgi' to guinea pig.
August 31, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Topic of conversation on family text thread: fart squirrels.
August 2, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I want an audible alert when someone puts me on speaker or a call *starts* on speaker.
July 27, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Dang, I'm lucky.
June 30, 2023 at 12:13 PM
I can confirm: snakes fart.
June 10, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Pro life tip: it's rarely about you.
June 6, 2023 at 1:24 AM
How to be a good guest? Be crew instead.
June 4, 2023 at 2:14 PM
He has to do this now:
May 28, 2023 at 11:55 AM
May 24, 2023 at 10:53 PM
I've been thinking a lot about this lately: If you were to make the perfect dog, starting with polar bear DNA, what would you add?
May 23, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Morning reading on the front stoop, aka stalking dogs.

The second picture is Ace and he likes to sit on your feet.
May 23, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Reposted by Craig
Not to get too political but it would be nice if things would stop getting more terrible and, if possible, start getting less terrible.
May 15, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Clearly, we need the sarcasm font.But we also need the I'm-talking-out-of-my-ass font.
May 11, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Legion of Boom -- still good. Def gets me energized.
May 11, 2023 at 2:02 PM
A beautiful warm 75F day. Student wants a Zoom call for help..!#$!#$ make me put on a shirt.
May 11, 2023 at 10:39 AM
Reposted by Craig
In a stunning development that everyone smarter than paste could see coming, the Metaverse is dead, and Facebook is pivoting to AI.

https://www.businessinsider.com/metaverse-dead-obituary-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-tech-fad-ai-chatgpt-2023-5
RIP Metaverse, we hardly knew ye
Mark Zuckerberg spent years trying to make the Metaverse happen, but now it has been replaced by AI and is headed to the tech industry idea graveyard.
www.businessinsider.com
May 9, 2023 at 11:17 AM
Why hasn't Hallmark made bootcall-greeting cards? Totally missing a vast market.
May 7, 2023 at 11:35 AM