Craigular Joe
@craigular-joe.bsky.social
You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I’m afraid you’ll have to be glad of the aid of a second rate pickpocket|🔞
Fallout enjoyer. Monte Cristo consumer. Burgeoning DM. Sitcom watcher.
they/them | Coco | An abandoned bunker in the Rockies 📍
Fallout enjoyer. Monte Cristo consumer. Burgeoning DM. Sitcom watcher.
they/them | Coco | An abandoned bunker in the Rockies 📍
In the words of Steven Anita Smith— I think I’m gonna go bananas.
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
In the words of Steven Anita Smith— I think I’m gonna go bananas.
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Apathy and pessimism are OUT in 2026! Your doomer shit is tiring!
December 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Apathy and pessimism are OUT in 2026! Your doomer shit is tiring!
Referring to my extreme moral rigidity as “having Mr. Darcy brain” because I think it’s much funnier
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Referring to my extreme moral rigidity as “having Mr. Darcy brain” because I think it’s much funnier
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Might actually be my favorite movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Might actually be my favorite movie
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While it’s no fun seeing the homies in emotional distress it’s also been kinda funny watching us all have the exact same style of mental breakdown a week after our respective 30th birthdays. It’s like there’s a little slow release capsule in your brain or something full sadness.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
While it’s no fun seeing the homies in emotional distress it’s also been kinda funny watching us all have the exact same style of mental breakdown a week after our respective 30th birthdays. It’s like there’s a little slow release capsule in your brain or something full sadness.
You can call me Wiz Biz but my full name is Wizard Bizard
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You can call me Wiz Biz but my full name is Wizard Bizard
My body needing to pee because I got my hands wet from washing them is so dumb. Now I gotta do it all again. It’s inefficient as all hell.
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My body needing to pee because I got my hands wet from washing them is so dumb. Now I gotta do it all again. It’s inefficient as all hell.
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Meetup at the Prehistoric Journey dinosaur riding gnome who’s going
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Meetup at the Prehistoric Journey dinosaur riding gnome who’s going
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Walton Polygoggins
walton Goggins for playstation 2
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Walton Polygoggins
My rogue acquired a raven animal companion which means I’m Lucanis now
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My rogue acquired a raven animal companion which means I’m Lucanis now
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Saw the price of a pack of Newports the other day— you’re really in it for the love of the gaming if you’re paying that. I respect it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Saw the price of a pack of Newports the other day— you’re really in it for the love of the gaming if you’re paying that. I respect it.
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AI took my beloved em dash from me so I will raze every data center to the ground
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
AI took my beloved em dash from me so I will raze every data center to the ground
Buying this to show Ebinezer Scrooge a thing or two about Christmas Present
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Buying this to show Ebinezer Scrooge a thing or two about Christmas Present
Thinking about This Thing I saw the other day
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thinking about This Thing I saw the other day
New friends are never ready for how solid my delivery of Nosferatu saying “you must bounce on it crazy style” is and their reactions are a delight every time
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
New friends are never ready for how solid my delivery of Nosferatu saying “you must bounce on it crazy style” is and their reactions are a delight every time
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
For Halloween next year I’m just gonna wear a black tank top and be Dennis saying “Boys are out tonight, huh?” while doing a little spin
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For Halloween next year I’m just gonna wear a black tank top and be Dennis saying “Boys are out tonight, huh?” while doing a little spin
“Sometimes things that are expensive… are worse.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Sometimes things that are expensive… are worse.”
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Why's Hello Kitty dressed like she wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why's Hello Kitty dressed like she wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
I’m sure I’ve said this before but imma say it again because it’s so amusing to me it’s crazy how many vegetables I thought I hated but it turned out my dad was just absolutely ass at cooking them. It’s like he has a superpower to pick the worst way to prepare each one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m sure I’ve said this before but imma say it again because it’s so amusing to me it’s crazy how many vegetables I thought I hated but it turned out my dad was just absolutely ass at cooking them. It’s like he has a superpower to pick the worst way to prepare each one.