David Twomey
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David Twomey
@crammus.bsky.social
AuDHD. Geek. Gamer.
UX/UI Designer.

In order not to lose, the trick is not to play.
You know those times when EVERYONE seems to like a thing but you're not fussed? The Muppet Christmas Carol :( But then again, I don't think I've ever been fussed about any of the Christmas Carol interpretations. It's too miserable for me. Apart from Blackadder's Christmas Carol.
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Horrendous news. Very few people in the industry have a Midas touch which lasts multiple generations, but Zampella was undoubtedly one of them.

So close to Christmas, too. RIP to both him and the other person in the car, and condolences to their families.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Idea for ppl spending Christmas alone:
- Special Amazon Wish List.
- Unlimited entries.
- Set spend cap with variable thresholds (£10/£50 etc)
- Set min. present number.
- ‘Buy’ button will select random items and send for you to open on Christmas day.
- Preferably gift wrapped/all in one big box.
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Ru-roh
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Game developers were here first. Not executives.

Game developers make games. Not executives.

Game developers have skills & knowledge important to the business. Not executives.

Game developers deserve to keep their jobs. Not executives.

Executives are replaceable. Not game developers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We all got told to use less water for the environment, which is again a good thing. We had our water bill earlier this year and it was much more than the previous year, even though we had, in fact, used less water than the previous year. How did this happen...?
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'm so utterly sick of the state of the utilities companies in the UK. Years ago we were told to use less for the environment, which felt like the right thing to do, but then they got less money, so they whack the standing charges up because they have to get their money, don't they. We can't win.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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For fucks sake, no part of a cow or pig is called a burger or sausage, it's a shape. Desperate attempts from animal farmers to damage vegetarian food sales.
What's next Cadbury's not being able to sell chocolate fingers because that's what Captain Birdseye sells fish as?
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It would be too lengthy to go into details, but listening to Weezer's 'In The Garage' in 1996 was definitely the starting point to me receiving my autism diagnosis in 2022.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jesus Christ, I'm so glad I didn't pre-order this. The lack of hype in recent Directs made me think something was up, plus the lack of a CE.

Just feels dated in a terrible way with the constant sidekick quips and commentary. I crave solitude in a Metroid game. Feels like one of its core pillars.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Really quite interested in this new Valve line-up, especially the Steam Machine. I'd be interested to see how it handles third party launchers though, like Ubisoft Connect for instance.
youtu.be/OmKrKTwtukE?...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happy 'People Who Are Fun At Parties And Also Think It's Fine To Terrify Animals' Day to all who celebrate... #BonfireNight #FFS
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm going to assume the train attacker is a man suffering from mental health issues and ignored. We've seen this before because adult mental health care in this country is appalling.
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was onboard with 'Hamburger Menu' but don't take the piss
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#OnThisDay 1986 : Trap Door was first broadcast on ITV.

Berk and co were featured in 40 episodes spread over 2 series.
#80s
October 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins?

He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.

So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"He was a father and a husband"
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Elon's kid's not coming down from his shoulders for a long time now.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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#OnThisDay 1983 : The first episode of He-Man... and the Masters of The Universe was broadcast on Children's ITV.

#80s
(TV listing : @woodg31.bsky.social)
September 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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On the same day in the Telegraph:
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
A travelling fair used to visit the town where I grew up every year. One afternoon when I was young I went with my Dad, went on some rides, then played one of the stall games. For some reason it's a core memory that I had a choice of prizes: A classic goldfish in a bag, or a gold bust of Elvis.
Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
August 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM