CredibleBS
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Cause like… it’s bullshit, but I’m not lying about it.
You get it.
“AND ANOTHER THING…!” is my kink.
You get it.
“AND ANOTHER THING…!” is my kink.
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CredibleBS
@crediblebs.bsky.social
· Apr 2
Matt Murdock only staying within the confines of the law?! Ugh, more like SquareDevil.
Jeez, mom! How many times can I tell you it’s not anaphase!
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Jeez, mom! How many times can I tell you it’s not anaphase!
This is how you fucking do things. It sounds like a shitty way to put it, but GAMIFY EVERYTHING. People love free shit, maybe even more than they love free and fair elections. Just not pizza. Everyone loves pizza, but free shitty pizza is the “thanks for all your hard work” bonus of capitalist pigs.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This is how you fucking do things. It sounds like a shitty way to put it, but GAMIFY EVERYTHING. People love free shit, maybe even more than they love free and fair elections. Just not pizza. Everyone loves pizza, but free shitty pizza is the “thanks for all your hard work” bonus of capitalist pigs.
Wife: Have you opened the fridge today?
Me: No.
Wife: Couldn’t be me.
Me: No.
Wife: Couldn’t be me.
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Wife: Have you opened the fridge today?
Me: No.
Wife: Couldn’t be me.
Me: No.
Wife: Couldn’t be me.
@theformat.com released a new album *checks watch*…19 minutes ago… and you would think they hadn’t spent nearly 20 years doing other things.
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 AM
@theformat.com released a new album *checks watch*…19 minutes ago… and you would think they hadn’t spent nearly 20 years doing other things.
When you are a Florida born, New England transplant and your wife has spent her entire life here, you sometimes get a call when she is out saying “don’t leave the house, I can drive in this and you very much cannot.” And that my friends is how you know she isn’t in it for the life insurance.
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
When you are a Florida born, New England transplant and your wife has spent her entire life here, you sometimes get a call when she is out saying “don’t leave the house, I can drive in this and you very much cannot.” And that my friends is how you know she isn’t in it for the life insurance.
Wife: “Oh god, I’m in the top five percent of viewers on this true crime channel.”
Me: That’s how you get flown to a second location.
Me: That’s how you get flown to a second location.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wife: “Oh god, I’m in the top five percent of viewers on this true crime channel.”
Me: That’s how you get flown to a second location.
Me: That’s how you get flown to a second location.
As if being Greg Abbot isn’t embarrassing enough?
Read @lmcgaughy.bsky.social's thread 👇
And in case you missed the original investigation, start here:
And in case you missed the original investigation, start here:
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As if being Greg Abbot isn’t embarrassing enough?
Wife: I’m sad.
Me: Why are you sad?
Wife: I don’t even have any pierogis.
Me: *laughs*
Wife: I don’t know why you’re laughing, this is a serious situation.
There had been zero previous mention of pierogis.
Me: Why are you sad?
Wife: I don’t even have any pierogis.
Me: *laughs*
Wife: I don’t know why you’re laughing, this is a serious situation.
There had been zero previous mention of pierogis.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wife: I’m sad.
Me: Why are you sad?
Wife: I don’t even have any pierogis.
Me: *laughs*
Wife: I don’t know why you’re laughing, this is a serious situation.
There had been zero previous mention of pierogis.
Me: Why are you sad?
Wife: I don’t even have any pierogis.
Me: *laughs*
Wife: I don’t know why you’re laughing, this is a serious situation.
There had been zero previous mention of pierogis.
Isn’t it one of those discs that that gets launched when someone yells “PULL?”
So like… you naturally want to go “Clay Higgins is obviously in the files,” but then you stop and go “Who or what the fuck is a Clay Higgins?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Isn’t it one of those discs that that gets launched when someone yells “PULL?”
So like… you naturally want to go “Clay Higgins is obviously in the files,” but then you stop and go “Who or what the fuck is a Clay Higgins?”
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So like… you naturally want to go “Clay Higgins is obviously in the files,” but then you stop and go “Who or what the fuck is a Clay Higgins?”
Honestly, it’s incredible that she didn’t do it any of the other three times.
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
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Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Honestly, it’s incredible that she didn’t do it any of the other three times.
In what universe are you not already insufferable?
i'm going to be *insufferable* in the camps
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
In what universe are you not already insufferable?
I was under the impression that if the UPS and FedEx drivers show up at the same place at the same time, that they were supposed to fight to the death and they were both just in my mailroom and they didn’t.
Everything I thought I knew was a lie.
Everything I thought I knew was a lie.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was under the impression that if the UPS and FedEx drivers show up at the same place at the same time, that they were supposed to fight to the death and they were both just in my mailroom and they didn’t.
Everything I thought I knew was a lie.
Everything I thought I knew was a lie.
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… Iceland didn’t have mosquitoes?
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
… Iceland didn’t have mosquitoes?
Something something, every accusation is an admission, something something.
SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years.
From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:
From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:
MAGA’s “Voter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There.
A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.
slate.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Something something, every accusation is an admission, something something.
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a light shines above his head as hakeem jeffries drafts a resolution to heal the country by changing MLK Jr day to charlie kirk day
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
a light shines above his head as hakeem jeffries drafts a resolution to heal the country by changing MLK Jr day to charlie kirk day
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I do all things through spite, which strengthens me. Amen.
July 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I do all things through spite, which strengthens me. Amen.
There is a documentary on Netflix called “Trainwreck: Poop Cruise” and I really feel like they missed an opportunity not calling it “ShitWreck.”
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There is a documentary on Netflix called “Trainwreck: Poop Cruise” and I really feel like they missed an opportunity not calling it “ShitWreck.”
Took me a minute to match the face, but I could see it in my head. I’m getting slower in my old age.
June 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Took me a minute to match the face, but I could see it in my head. I’m getting slower in my old age.
Anyone else think this dude looks like a sleezy talkshow host with a 4 drink minimu…
Wait, he’s what?
Wait, he’s what?
Tapper writes this without acknowledging that Milk himself served in the US Navy during the Korean War, or that Milk was assassinated while serving honorably in public office
June 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Anyone else think this dude looks like a sleezy talkshow host with a 4 drink minimu…
Wait, he’s what?
Wait, he’s what?
But like… the way she laughs. amirite?
June 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But like… the way she laughs. amirite?