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ashashman1.bsky.social
Good morning wulferhampton have a wonderful Wednesday Hump Day you wacky Wintertide weirdos
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
Happy New Fear!

The new Private Eye is out now.
A photo of the front cover of issue 1666 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The headline reads: “Happy New Fear!” The cover image shows a staged photograph of senior US political figures in suits gathered around a table in a darkened room, resembling a war-room scenario. Speech bubbles add satirical dialogue: one figure says “We’ve invaded Venezuela,” another replies “Caracas?”, and a seated Donald Trump declares, “Yes, I’m completely insane.” A banner at the bottom reads: “INSIDE: HAS TRUMP GONE BARKING MADURO?”
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
crispyduckxi.bsky.social
Great weekend for VILLA! #UTV #AVFC
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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gupton68.bsky.social
9: Where's mom?

me: out the back

9: in Australia?

me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!

9: what's she doing?

me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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theryangeorge.bsky.social
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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ashashman1.bsky.social
Good morning wulferhampton have a super Sunday you sarcastic Serfs, I think it's Sunday
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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dawnbritten.bsky.social
Current state xx
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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jasonhazeley.bsky.social
A print advert showing Bernard Manning standing between his Cadillac (registration I LAF) and his Rolls Royce (registration BJM 1) captioned THREE OF THE BEST — BOOK THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE. Underneath is the message 'MERRY CHRISTMAS from BERNARD MANNING — Make sure it is a good New Year by booking the best,' followed by his agent's booking details.
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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sneptech.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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gmf1369.bsky.social
#GVerse 😂😱🤣
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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digitalprimate.bsky.social
Good morning from Haarlem.

#GoodMorningFromHaarlem
A couple of bikers ride south away from the central station under the Christmas lighting in the early morning. It’s still very dark here now.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
12 Covers of Christmas!

Day 2: Today’s cover comes from December 2005, but it was just as relevant in 2006… and 2007… and 2008… and 2009… and 2010… and… (continued page 94)
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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lawnmasternotts.bsky.social
Day 1261 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and not so good weather for walking The Peak District AM, but our PM bit was incredible
Views on the Edges were amazing and hardly a soul around #PerfectDayOut ❤️🤗 #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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inkradio.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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sardonicus.eu
Kurt Cobain and his cat, 1989
man in a backyard, with a small kitten balanced on his outstretched arm as he holds a plant stem
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
You're just supposed to keep trying your best Steve....
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
crispyduckxi.bsky.social
Oh my fuckng god! #avfc #utv
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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sardonicus.eu
Eugène Fredrik Jansson‘s Evening, 1894
landscape painting of a tree lined river
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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pbfcomics.bsky.social
You’ll Be OK
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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sardonicus.eu
Goodnight.
man in a suit. Where am I, and how can I leave?
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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coldwarsteve.bsky.social
He’s blocked me, but I’m sure Tommy Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Robinson is chuffed to feature in my ‘2025’ 1000 piece jigsaw
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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stansaidairport.bsky.social
Right, that's the Airbus updates done, next job...

#SolarFlares
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
We have so much to be thankful for if we just take the time to consider how much worse everything could actually be. 🙏

#HappyThanksgiving2025_Everyone 💖
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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simonscatofficial.bsky.social
The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
When you literally underperform Fartcoin. 💩
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM