Crispy
@crispyo.bsky.social
Howdy! | 21 | He/Him | Journalism Major & Educator
God finished all his work on the sixth day, and saw that it was good, and rested on the seventh day.
and then on the EIGHTH DAY GOD SAID "LETS MAKE A FUCKING COMBUSTION ENGINE"
and then on the EIGHTH DAY GOD SAID "LETS MAKE A FUCKING COMBUSTION ENGINE"
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
God finished all his work on the sixth day, and saw that it was good, and rested on the seventh day.
and then on the EIGHTH DAY GOD SAID "LETS MAKE A FUCKING COMBUSTION ENGINE"
and then on the EIGHTH DAY GOD SAID "LETS MAKE A FUCKING COMBUSTION ENGINE"
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YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER'S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER'S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES
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catty Undertale WIP
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
catty Undertale WIP
One of my more "traditional" opinions is that books are one of the best mediums to transmit information.
This is not to say that books or even text is superior, but there's a reason why cable TV's original format is dying while books are still being published.
This is not to say that books or even text is superior, but there's a reason why cable TV's original format is dying while books are still being published.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
One of my more "traditional" opinions is that books are one of the best mediums to transmit information.
This is not to say that books or even text is superior, but there's a reason why cable TV's original format is dying while books are still being published.
This is not to say that books or even text is superior, but there's a reason why cable TV's original format is dying while books are still being published.
It's absolutely killing me that the author's middle name is *Chatterton*
"Oh boy, here comes Sir Yap-A-Lot again with their horrible takes"
"Oh boy, here comes Sir Yap-A-Lot again with their horrible takes"
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's absolutely killing me that the author's middle name is *Chatterton*
"Oh boy, here comes Sir Yap-A-Lot again with their horrible takes"
"Oh boy, here comes Sir Yap-A-Lot again with their horrible takes"
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In light of the recent Steam Hardware Announcement. I give unto you, Steambun
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
In light of the recent Steam Hardware Announcement. I give unto you, Steambun
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if you ever say "ur mom lol" to my sona this is who ur talking about
April 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
if you ever say "ur mom lol" to my sona this is who ur talking about
My personal opinion is that there are no aliens, no extraterrestrial life.
However. I think it's incredibly stupid to not TRY. I would absolutely LOVE to be wrong because that is the most exciting day of our collective human existence.
Prove me wrong! I'll be just as excited, genuinely! :)
However. I think it's incredibly stupid to not TRY. I would absolutely LOVE to be wrong because that is the most exciting day of our collective human existence.
Prove me wrong! I'll be just as excited, genuinely! :)
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My personal opinion is that there are no aliens, no extraterrestrial life.
However. I think it's incredibly stupid to not TRY. I would absolutely LOVE to be wrong because that is the most exciting day of our collective human existence.
Prove me wrong! I'll be just as excited, genuinely! :)
However. I think it's incredibly stupid to not TRY. I would absolutely LOVE to be wrong because that is the most exciting day of our collective human existence.
Prove me wrong! I'll be just as excited, genuinely! :)
Possibly one of the biggest insults to public-facing-and-serving institutions of knowledge right now is how AI is so heavily dependent on them for their data, just to fuck it up in the process & struggle to teach people.
The resources are RIGHT THERE. The libraries and encyclopedias are RIGHT THERE
The resources are RIGHT THERE. The libraries and encyclopedias are RIGHT THERE
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Possibly one of the biggest insults to public-facing-and-serving institutions of knowledge right now is how AI is so heavily dependent on them for their data, just to fuck it up in the process & struggle to teach people.
The resources are RIGHT THERE. The libraries and encyclopedias are RIGHT THERE
The resources are RIGHT THERE. The libraries and encyclopedias are RIGHT THERE
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Accountability
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Accountability
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We got all kinds of flavors here, like:
"Would you love me if I was a worm (appearance)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (disability)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (social outcast)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (traumatized history)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (appearance)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (disability)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (social outcast)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (traumatized history)?"
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We got all kinds of flavors here, like:
"Would you love me if I was a worm (appearance)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (disability)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (social outcast)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (traumatized history)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (appearance)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (disability)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (social outcast)?"
"Would you love me if I was a worm (traumatized history)?"
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Late night walk 🦘🌃🍬
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Late night walk 🦘🌃🍬
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POV: you called him cute
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
POV: you called him cute
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kitty yaaaaaawn
completed sketch for @pancakedutchie.bsky.social thank you
completed sketch for @pancakedutchie.bsky.social thank you
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
kitty yaaaaaawn
completed sketch for @pancakedutchie.bsky.social thank you
completed sketch for @pancakedutchie.bsky.social thank you
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For anyone who was sleeping, major political news last night: a judge chose a new map for Utah that will deliver a seat to Democrats.
Major point in Dems’ favor that effectively neuters the GOP’s move in Missouri, much like California countered Texas.
Major point in Dems’ favor that effectively neuters the GOP’s move in Missouri, much like California countered Texas.
Just now: The plaintiffs who were arguing that Utah GOP's congressional map is illegal won in court.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
The judge orders one of the two maps submitted by the plaintiffs ('map 1') be used.
The ruling, if it stands, guarantees that Democrats will pick up a congressional seat in Utah next year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
For anyone who was sleeping, major political news last night: a judge chose a new map for Utah that will deliver a seat to Democrats.
Major point in Dems’ favor that effectively neuters the GOP’s move in Missouri, much like California countered Texas.
Major point in Dems’ favor that effectively neuters the GOP’s move in Missouri, much like California countered Texas.
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Fashion Sketch done by
@goddamnitrobin.bsky.social
@goddamnitrobin.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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@goddamnitrobin.bsky.social
@goddamnitrobin.bsky.social
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I LOVE AMBIGUOUSLY ALIVE INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!
I LOVE WHEN OUR COMPULSION TO PERSONIFY OBJECTS IS BLURRED WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF WHERE LIFE ENDS AND LIFELESSNESS BEGINS!!!
I LOVE HOW IN DOING SO WE FIND THE SIMILARITIES AND MEANING IN BOTH LIFE AND THE LIFELESS!!!
I LOVE WHEN OUR COMPULSION TO PERSONIFY OBJECTS IS BLURRED WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF WHERE LIFE ENDS AND LIFELESSNESS BEGINS!!!
I LOVE HOW IN DOING SO WE FIND THE SIMILARITIES AND MEANING IN BOTH LIFE AND THE LIFELESS!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I LOVE AMBIGUOUSLY ALIVE INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!
I LOVE WHEN OUR COMPULSION TO PERSONIFY OBJECTS IS BLURRED WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF WHERE LIFE ENDS AND LIFELESSNESS BEGINS!!!
I LOVE HOW IN DOING SO WE FIND THE SIMILARITIES AND MEANING IN BOTH LIFE AND THE LIFELESS!!!
I LOVE WHEN OUR COMPULSION TO PERSONIFY OBJECTS IS BLURRED WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF WHERE LIFE ENDS AND LIFELESSNESS BEGINS!!!
I LOVE HOW IN DOING SO WE FIND THE SIMILARITIES AND MEANING IN BOTH LIFE AND THE LIFELESS!!!
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A strong cold front this weekend will put the "ber" in November as frigid air spills out across the Plains and Mississippi Valley. This winter-like chill will flood across the eastern half of the country early next week, bringing the potential for record cold temperatures to the Gulf by Tuesday.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A strong cold front this weekend will put the "ber" in November as frigid air spills out across the Plains and Mississippi Valley. This winter-like chill will flood across the eastern half of the country early next week, bringing the potential for record cold temperatures to the Gulf by Tuesday.