crow
crowsencrantz.bsky.social
crow
@crowsencrantz.bsky.social
he/she

voted usa's most handsome man to ever paralyze a texas ranger
oh beatbreaks out ill do that before bed
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
franz franz franz franz
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Hooktail eats 8 Toads to recover health. The game ensures these sacrificial Toads always stay in order to be eaten in the end. They are Mario's biggest fans, will always show up, and no action can make them leave.
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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doodle Olwen from Fire Emblem
October 22, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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I don’t love you and I’m not holding your hand: call your Senator and tell them that the must shut down the government on January 30th until this ends, a thing that Democrats have the hard power to do at this very moment.
I love you all and am holding your hand as I say this:

Dems wield zero hard power levers
it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
i dont think every mystery needs to be "fair play" or otherwise solvable by the audience. thats not always the point of a story featuring a mystery

but if you a writer want to sell me on how smart a guy is youve kinda gotta give me something
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks”

whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”

don’t give them cover on it
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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(enthralled, horrified) what is wrong with him #Fate
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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mejiro mcqueen eternal suffering #umamusume
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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witnessing the collapse of consumer electronics prices just as your PC turns 6 years old
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i think the greatest superpower of archer heroes (oliver, clint etc) is that they will quick draw an arrow without looking and it will always do what they expect it to
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Please tell me this hasn't been done yet
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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leomari #FE3H #art
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
what the hell do you mean yog-sothoth dot com is permanently gone with zero archive and exclusion from wayback. thats decades of coc discussion and resources scoured from the face of the earth
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Running into the new year. #umamusume
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Happy Meek, who is actually named after the Umamusume original character, won a race to start off Year of the Horse. One more step into making her actually playable hopefully.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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Kamen Rider 555 (2003)
Bumper
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Posting this while I still can
January 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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lysinette as university students idk
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM