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and so it wuz
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captainpooky.bsky.social
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
CHAKAN
EXTENDED PLAY 1992
SEGA GENESIS
A guy wielding two swords wearing the Holy Mountain hat *whispers to wife* "that's Chakan the forever man"
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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bioalex.bsky.social
Facts. America in a nutshell is “we as a society can’t have nice things because Black people would also have them”.

Our entire history has been this, and it’s far past time for all of us white people to wake up to these facts.
otsumamiboy.bsky.social Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 15d
White people have always felt a fraction of what Black people feel. That's the agreement they signed up to. Less safety so Black people have none. Less access to healthcare so Black people have less. Housing insecurity so Black people can't accrue wealth. All to satisfy their desire to erase us.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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georgemonbiot.bsky.social
The bombing of Venezuela is an act of aggression: unprovoked, unjustified and unjustifiable.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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wayneradio.tv
Is it really that, time, again?

It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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bobonha.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A young elephant approached his human mother, tears in his eyes. “Mother, the other children tease me, telling me that I am adopted. But you told me I would become a human when I hit puberty. Who is telling the lie?” The mother frowned. “We must wait and see.” Who was telling the lie? The young elephant was lying. He was drowning and had gone insane due to oxygen deprivation. He was in his 50s and was wanted for killing a bank.
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
An old man was close to death when he was visited by a genie who offered him eternal life in exchange for one year of his life. The old man chuckled quietly to himself, for he had less than a year to live. "Sure thing!" he said. The genie turned him into a stone with a heartbeat and a brain. The man tried to scream but found that he had no mouth. He had thousands of nerve endings which were all set to maximum pain and hated it most of all when it rained. Was the genie out of line here? Depends on who you ask. The genie was tried in a genie court of law for this and found to be innocent, though.
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
Started rain code annnnnnd im not really feeling it. Im on chapter 2... something about losing the death game and the solid cast of charavters makes everything about this kinda uninteresting.
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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shadecho.bsky.social
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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ianfay.bsky.social
Just youuuu 🎶
Doodle of James from Twin Peaks
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ianfay.bsky.social
Should probably put the my original doodle and sculpt in the thread too:
Drawing of twin peaks james 3D digital sculpt of twin peaks james 3D digital sculpt of twin peaks james
March 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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dillonsnook.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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ianfay.bsky.social
"I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes I am."
I think you should leave Dan Flashes study i think you should leave study
October 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
my bigfoot greek wedding
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
ugly motherfucker stuns in new photo
April 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
day drinking on da weekend time to watch all one piece openings and weep openly
March 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 22,1978
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller I HEAR YOU'RE WORKING AT THE FISHING SUPPLIES SHACK YEP SIGN IN WINDOW- BAIT DO THEY PAY YOU WELL? THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
idk i think the total destruction of the us economy would be pretty funny if i didn't live here and the country wasn't full of people i care about
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Zack Fox @zackfox this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family wvasaki
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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feshpincebot.bsky.social
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
i think crypto scams are a victimless crime
February 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
thinking about tennis band
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
crumblestfg.bsky.social
interesting how bsky is seemingly immediately infested by some sort of obnoxious parody of the most sensitive parts of tumblr, with the tone policing n shit
January 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM