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Time to shit what must be shat
May 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Time to shit what must be shat
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Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism
forward.com/news/686797/...
forward.com/news/686797/...
Scoop: Heritage Foundation plans to ‘identify and target’ Wikipedia editors
The conservative think tank told prospective donors that the project was part of its work to combat antisemitism.
forward.com
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism
forward.com/news/686797/...
forward.com/news/686797/...
Gonna force my bf to watch Buffy the vampire slayer and he will learn what the one true episode of the series is
December 31, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Gonna force my bf to watch Buffy the vampire slayer and he will learn what the one true episode of the series is
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Also he got me a pretty antique ring 💍
December 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Also he got me a pretty antique ring 💍
Told my boyfriend that he looks like his mother bought him the Trans Siberian Orchestra CD when he was 10 and his only response was:
"I love you too"
"I love you too"
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Told my boyfriend that he looks like his mother bought him the Trans Siberian Orchestra CD when he was 10 and his only response was:
"I love you too"
"I love you too"
If the Grinch didn't have two lesbian swinger moms who did nothing but party and do drugs maybe he wouldn't have become a criminal
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
If the Grinch didn't have two lesbian swinger moms who did nothing but party and do drugs maybe he wouldn't have become a criminal
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taking a break from my family to focus on internet discourse
December 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
taking a break from my family to focus on internet discourse
The amount of times I've been asked where I'm from or to "enjoy your stay in the country" when using my UNITED STATES passport inside THE UNITED STATES as my ID is truly astounding
December 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
The amount of times I've been asked where I'm from or to "enjoy your stay in the country" when using my UNITED STATES passport inside THE UNITED STATES as my ID is truly astounding
Love is garlic
Love is onions
Love is being with someone that will eat delicious food with you and make out after
Love is onions
Love is being with someone that will eat delicious food with you and make out after
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Love is garlic
Love is onions
Love is being with someone that will eat delicious food with you and make out after
Love is onions
Love is being with someone that will eat delicious food with you and make out after
Things I've learned in my transition
Men in public restroom: no one looks or talks to each other.
Women in public restroom: they try and have full on conversations with you while you're trying to shit
Men in public restroom: no one looks or talks to each other.
Women in public restroom: they try and have full on conversations with you while you're trying to shit
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Things I've learned in my transition
Men in public restroom: no one looks or talks to each other.
Women in public restroom: they try and have full on conversations with you while you're trying to shit
Men in public restroom: no one looks or talks to each other.
Women in public restroom: they try and have full on conversations with you while you're trying to shit
Season 6 of X-files: what if an alien race that came to take over the earth could say the n-word?
December 16, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Season 6 of X-files: what if an alien race that came to take over the earth could say the n-word?
Women that choose the center stall in public restrooms are sociopaths. Now I have no choice but to choose a stall right next to you and hear your farts
December 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Women that choose the center stall in public restrooms are sociopaths. Now I have no choice but to choose a stall right next to you and hear your farts
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The one thing I truly didn't expect from hrt was it changed me from liking hairless men to liking the hairiest men. I'm so happy I have a hairy bf
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The one thing I truly didn't expect from hrt was it changed me from liking hairless men to liking the hairiest men. I'm so happy I have a hairy bf
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back to work tomorrow
December 1, 2024 at 2:05 PM
back to work tomorrow
Saddam Hussein's real name is John gillnitz and they found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa, at least according to The X-files
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Saddam Hussein's real name is John gillnitz and they found him doing dinner theatre in Tulsa, at least according to The X-files
I don't care who says what, canned cranberry sauce is better than homemade
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I don't care who says what, canned cranberry sauce is better than homemade
Where's my black Friday hrt sale?
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Where's my black Friday hrt sale?
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(*schniff*) asch we delve into the depths of dialectical pushy, the unshettling, almosct radioactive glow of your blonde hair cashts a Lacanian shadow upon the fuck bed. (*snorts a line of coke*) a Hegelian synthesis of our copulation sheems to both beckon and recoil, like a Möbius shtrip of desire.
August 8, 2023 at 6:16 PM
(*schniff*) asch we delve into the depths of dialectical pushy, the unshettling, almosct radioactive glow of your blonde hair cashts a Lacanian shadow upon the fuck bed. (*snorts a line of coke*) a Hegelian synthesis of our copulation sheems to both beckon and recoil, like a Möbius shtrip of desire.
I'm ready for the next pandemic
Bird flu has been discovered in a batch of raw milk sold in California store refrigerators, state regulators said Sunday. While there have been no reported illnesses in this most recent case, it comes just a few days after a child tested positive for bird flu for the first time in U.S. history.
Bird flu detected in raw milk sold at California store
The H5N1 virus was found in a sample of unpasteurized milk at a store, prompting a recall of one batch. Health agencies have warned against the growing dietary fad.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I'm ready for the next pandemic
My main problem when I am looking for trans art to buy, like sculptures, the artist always gives the women giant hogs and giant tits. Like why can't you sculpt something more dainty? Don't get me wrong I like both of those things but would like something that kinda looks like me.
November 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
My main problem when I am looking for trans art to buy, like sculptures, the artist always gives the women giant hogs and giant tits. Like why can't you sculpt something more dainty? Don't get me wrong I like both of those things but would like something that kinda looks like me.
Gonna do a challenge for overwatch, instead of mouse gonna use my thinkpad's nipple, def gonna get to GM
November 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Gonna do a challenge for overwatch, instead of mouse gonna use my thinkpad's nipple, def gonna get to GM