Carrie 🐋
@csnurr.bsky.social
Murder, She Wrote enthusiast
📍Maryland 🦀
📍Maryland 🦀
I picked up a romance novel today thinking it was just a cutesy fast read but most of the book was spent treating the idea of turning 30 as if it meant the main character was about to be taken out to pasture and shot.
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I picked up a romance novel today thinking it was just a cutesy fast read but most of the book was spent treating the idea of turning 30 as if it meant the main character was about to be taken out to pasture and shot.
How do you distract yourself from ~the horrors~ when the Orioles are playing like this 🤪🤙
May 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How do you distract yourself from ~the horrors~ when the Orioles are playing like this 🤪🤙
Forcing my boyfriend to take my phone away from me every time the Orioles play from here on out.
April 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Forcing my boyfriend to take my phone away from me every time the Orioles play from here on out.
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Ideal Orioles lineup to snap out of the funk:
1. Mullins CF
2. Mullins DH
3. Mullins SS
4. Mullins 1B
5. Mullins RF
6. Mullins LF
7. Mullins 3B
8. Mullins C
9. Mullins 2B
SP Mullins
1. Mullins CF
2. Mullins DH
3. Mullins SS
4. Mullins 1B
5. Mullins RF
6. Mullins LF
7. Mullins 3B
8. Mullins C
9. Mullins 2B
SP Mullins
April 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ideal Orioles lineup to snap out of the funk:
1. Mullins CF
2. Mullins DH
3. Mullins SS
4. Mullins 1B
5. Mullins RF
6. Mullins LF
7. Mullins 3B
8. Mullins C
9. Mullins 2B
SP Mullins
1. Mullins CF
2. Mullins DH
3. Mullins SS
4. Mullins 1B
5. Mullins RF
6. Mullins LF
7. Mullins 3B
8. Mullins C
9. Mullins 2B
SP Mullins
This is how it feels to watch the Orioles play these days and I hate it, thanks
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is how it feels to watch the Orioles play these days and I hate it, thanks
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The republic is collapsing. American integrity and honor are utterly debased. But it's only a bit more than a week until Opening Day. All is still possible.
Fuck the Yankees and all they represent in this failed century of wanton capitalism and imperial arrogance. Go O's.
Fuck the Yankees and all they represent in this failed century of wanton capitalism and imperial arrogance. Go O's.
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The republic is collapsing. American integrity and honor are utterly debased. But it's only a bit more than a week until Opening Day. All is still possible.
Fuck the Yankees and all they represent in this failed century of wanton capitalism and imperial arrogance. Go O's.
Fuck the Yankees and all they represent in this failed century of wanton capitalism and imperial arrogance. Go O's.
Took a solo day trip to Disney World and discovered I am not photogenic 🤙
March 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Took a solo day trip to Disney World and discovered I am not photogenic 🤙
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"The chaos of these past few weeks shouldn’t mask that in this period, Trump has also waged as direct a campaign against a single, vulnerable minority as we’ve seen in generations."
Opinion | Trump’s Shameful Campaign Against Transgender Americans (Gift Article)
Trump’s attacks on trans people are on the wrong side of history and humanity.
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"The chaos of these past few weeks shouldn’t mask that in this period, Trump has also waged as direct a campaign against a single, vulnerable minority as we’ve seen in generations."
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Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock
February 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock
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you have to understand this very important thing:
a lot of times you're dealing with deeply stupid people who can't even read past the very first sentence of even their lazy AI-based research
a lot of times you're dealing with deeply stupid people who can't even read past the very first sentence of even their lazy AI-based research
February 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
you have to understand this very important thing:
a lot of times you're dealing with deeply stupid people who can't even read past the very first sentence of even their lazy AI-based research
a lot of times you're dealing with deeply stupid people who can't even read past the very first sentence of even their lazy AI-based research
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death;
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies either.
I will not map him the route to any man’s door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living,
that I should deliver men to Death?
-St. Vincent Millay
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies either.
I will not map him the route to any man’s door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living,
that I should deliver men to Death?
-St. Vincent Millay
January 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death;
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies either.
I will not map him the route to any man’s door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living,
that I should deliver men to Death?
-St. Vincent Millay
I am not on his payroll.
I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends
nor of my enemies either.
I will not map him the route to any man’s door.
Am I a spy in the land of the living,
that I should deliver men to Death?
-St. Vincent Millay
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I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
Winning Christmas by buying my best friend’s 4 yo her first American Girl doll.
December 24, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Winning Christmas by buying my best friend’s 4 yo her first American Girl doll.
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The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The art of the deal:
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
1. Make wild demands
2. Get nothing
3. Declare victory
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 PM
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."
Thomas Mann
Thomas Mann
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if 90% of the population still got its news from 3 tv stations "the president elect got congress to cut child cancer research" would lead his political party into at least 8 years of darkness but unfortunately the internet has a few downsides
December 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
if 90% of the population still got its news from 3 tv stations "the president elect got congress to cut child cancer research" would lead his political party into at least 8 years of darkness but unfortunately the internet has a few downsides
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If Democrats push this hard enough, there’s a good chance Trump puts Elon in Gitmo
@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co: "Right now, we have President Elon Musk. And Donald Trump—maybe he's vice president. I guess vice presidents don't do much, so that makes sense. He might be the chief of staff. I don't know what you call him, but he is not calling the shots."
December 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
If Democrats push this hard enough, there’s a good chance Trump puts Elon in Gitmo
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they actually made the famous Vincent D'Onofrio tweet into a picture book omg
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
they actually made the famous Vincent D'Onofrio tweet into a picture book omg