Carolyn Sonnek
@csonnek.bsky.social
Doin' stuff on the internets since 1998. Also, bacon. 🥓
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.
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Putting this out there again! Make me draw things! Buy my puppet strings at the lowest prices ever for your own nefarious purposes!
Friendly reminder that I'm taking commissions for the holidays to help make some ends meet. Tiny watercolor and ink drawings make great gifts for art lovers! ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
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December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting this out there again! Make me draw things! Buy my puppet strings at the lowest prices ever for your own nefarious purposes!
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Sci-fi background displays for figures? Would people want that?
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sci-fi background displays for figures? Would people want that?
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Perfect metaphor.
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Perfect metaphor.
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Hello, #portfolioday - I’m a UX designer with 15+ years of crafting products and digital experiences for e-commerce, video games, and more. I’m also the co-creator of the Zaparoo platform that bridges digital collections to physical objects. Currently looking for full-time work!
timwilsie.com
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Home - Tim Wilsie
Senior UX and product designer. I create teams, build practical design systems, and perfect microinteractions to elevate every moment.
timwilsie.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hello, #portfolioday - I’m a UX designer with 15+ years of crafting products and digital experiences for e-commerce, video games, and more. I’m also the co-creator of the Zaparoo platform that bridges digital collections to physical objects. Currently looking for full-time work!
timwilsie.com
timwilsie.com
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Shitler and his goons are losing their minds over this post from ABC's Terry Moran. Like, they are threatening all kinds of retribution, and he was forced to take this post down.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
June 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shitler and his goons are losing their minds over this post from ABC's Terry Moran. Like, they are threatening all kinds of retribution, and he was forced to take this post down.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
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Beyond Chicken Pieces are great in tacos. And that’s why I’m bringing up tacos. For totally normal reasons. Ok I’m going to end this post now. Taco, taco, taco
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Beyond Chicken Pieces are great in tacos. And that’s why I’m bringing up tacos. For totally normal reasons. Ok I’m going to end this post now. Taco, taco, taco
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Stop glamorizing “hustle culture” and start glamorizing taking breaks, going outside, laying on the grass, eating some grass, and slowly becoming a cow
May 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stop glamorizing “hustle culture” and start glamorizing taking breaks, going outside, laying on the grass, eating some grass, and slowly becoming a cow
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“You just use chatGPT to write funny posts.”
Excuse me… I learned how to write funny posts the old fashioned way: by being weird and lonely for several years when I was young
Excuse me… I learned how to write funny posts the old fashioned way: by being weird and lonely for several years when I was young
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“You just use chatGPT to write funny posts.”
Excuse me… I learned how to write funny posts the old fashioned way: by being weird and lonely for several years when I was young
Excuse me… I learned how to write funny posts the old fashioned way: by being weird and lonely for several years when I was young
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Steve wakes up and chooses violence.
May 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Steve wakes up and chooses violence.
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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The rules of the internet clearly state that when you see Tom Holland's Umbrella, you're required to share it.
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The rules of the internet clearly state that when you see Tom Holland's Umbrella, you're required to share it.
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We didn’t bully nerds hard enough
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We didn’t bully nerds hard enough
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
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If you wanted a visual frame of reference, I am 6’4” and 216 lbs
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
April 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you wanted a visual frame of reference, I am 6’4” and 216 lbs
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
(and currently what I would consider “out of shape” due to not being able to play soccer for the last three months)
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So fuck you, fuck Chuck Schumer, and fuck every single coward that thinks “norms” are more important than “democracy.” You make me fucking sick. Go hide under your blankets and wait for the jackboots at your door you absolute fucking donkey.
April 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So fuck you, fuck Chuck Schumer, and fuck every single coward that thinks “norms” are more important than “democracy.” You make me fucking sick. Go hide under your blankets and wait for the jackboots at your door you absolute fucking donkey.
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Sometimes, when he fails badly enough, Trump can be forced to do the thing he says he never does: back down.
Today is just one more turn on the roller coaster - but it is more evidence of why we can't give up or let up.
Today is just one more turn on the roller coaster - but it is more evidence of why we can't give up or let up.
April 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes, when he fails badly enough, Trump can be forced to do the thing he says he never does: back down.
Today is just one more turn on the roller coaster - but it is more evidence of why we can't give up or let up.
Today is just one more turn on the roller coaster - but it is more evidence of why we can't give up or let up.
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Hell yeah, speak for 24 more!
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hell yeah, speak for 24 more!
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"Why is the Beyond Meat account weighing in on current events?"
As long as it connects back to our products, I can say whatever I want about the beyond sausage secret group chat
As long as it connects back to our products, I can say whatever I want about the beyond sausage secret group chat
March 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Why is the Beyond Meat account weighing in on current events?"
As long as it connects back to our products, I can say whatever I want about the beyond sausage secret group chat
As long as it connects back to our products, I can say whatever I want about the beyond sausage secret group chat
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Modern cereal needs to up its game.
March 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Modern cereal needs to up its game.
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Let me state unequivocally: I do not believe @schumer.senate.gov is the literal impersonation of spineless cowardice, a craven husk of flaccid ideals masquerading as the floppiest invertebrate, a writhing worm awaiting the boot.
But he all too frequently has created that impression via his actions.
But he all too frequently has created that impression via his actions.
Ah yes, who could forget the obvious distinction between being an antisemite and "creating the feeling of safe harbor for far-right elements who unabashedly or in coded language express antisemitic sentiments"
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Let me state unequivocally: I do not believe @schumer.senate.gov is the literal impersonation of spineless cowardice, a craven husk of flaccid ideals masquerading as the floppiest invertebrate, a writhing worm awaiting the boot.
But he all too frequently has created that impression via his actions.
But he all too frequently has created that impression via his actions.
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"your opinion is worthless, shut the fuck up" is exactly the correct response to all the racist transphobic whiners bitching about the existence of anyone who isn't a white male in video games
March 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"your opinion is worthless, shut the fuck up" is exactly the correct response to all the racist transphobic whiners bitching about the existence of anyone who isn't a white male in video games