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Slowdell Haggins
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Survivor of the Snub. Go Noles 🍢|
Hala Madrid ⚪️| Fire the Cannons 🏴‍☠️ | 🇵🇦🇺🇸 |
Take care of your chickens 🐓
Take care of your mentals 🧠
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if you tried to do this in the us, you'd have a billion dollar conservative moms group lobbying against it 12 hours later and credulous news articles taking their claims seriously in 24 bsky.app/profile/davi...
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
If you personally know a human being named Todd who who isn’t a colossal dipshit, I will give you $10 sight unseen
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Fire those damn cannons (oh god, good things are happening; what kind of calamity is right around the corner)
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Martin Som3rvill3
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
The only person I feel bad for is Jaylin Lucas
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
FSU and Indiana housing Bama in the same year is Lee Corso’s way of paying back the Make-a-Wish playoff snub of 2023.
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The only Christmas music I could ever want
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not one person named Todd deserves peace. Not one.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When FSU/Tampa Bay try to field a punt
a little girl in overalls is making a funny face with her hands .
ALT: a little girl in overalls is making a funny face with her hands .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Give Kate Ockene all of Mike Norvell’s money
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The ACC.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One win away from #FiveStarUniversity in every sense
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Collin Klein’s face moles are too close together to consider him a serious person
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Texas A&M may be ineligible for the playoffs per Kirk Herbstreit and Joe Tessitore
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Cool contrast between Dusty pleading the committee to not hold it against Ole Miss if they don’t have Lane Kiffin and Joe Tess pushing the committee to leave out an FSU team he was actively watching defensively dominate and WIN without Jordan Travis.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Martin Som3333rvil33333
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The shooty hoops. They’re good.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM