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I can trace my lineage back through Thomas Nelson, French aristocracy and British royalty, does that make me an Artisanal, Bespoke American? #FOAD Brianna.

Also, "Heritage American" sounds like that whole identity politics thing that I thought the Right hated.
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I feel there's another obvious reason why impeachment or #25A are off the table for the #GOP: it's #22A.

If Vance were to assume duties now, he could only run for reelection once. However if he took over two years in, he could run twice.

They'll try to prop Trump up until Jan 2027.
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not sure if it's the right time or wrong time to recall once again that Charlie Kirk said gun deaths were worth it to ensure #2A preservation.

Also, the reason why all the #GOP can offer is thoughts and prayers.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...
How Google Maps quietly allocates survival across London’s restaurants - and how I built a dashboard to see through it
I wanted a dinner recommendation and got a research agenda instead. Using 13000+ restaurants, I rebuild its ratings with machine learning and map how algorithmic visibility actually distributes power.
open.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This is especially funny to me because when the AOL Time Warner merger was consummated, we (at AOL at least) all got DVD copies of Casablanca as part of the "celebration".

There was another movie as well but I can't recall what it was.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Best one yet.
Post Malone implies the existence of Flag, Curl, and Go Malone.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If this outage lasts too long, every suburb in America will have a shop selling bespoke, artisanal em dashes.
chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've known Mr. Morrissette for many years now and appreciate his academic rigor but I would be curious about @regretagarbo.rip's authoritative take on this.
I've ranked the various Star Trek series by the number of certified bangers as a percentage of total episode count.

1. Lower Decks
2. Strange New Worlds
3. DS9
4. TNG
5. TOS
6. Discovery
7. Enterprise
8. Voyager
9. Prodigy
10. TAS
11. Picard

Please do not criticize my methodology.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Baconator? I hardly knew'er.
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Over two years later, they are *still* showing the same GSTV clip, including the Elon/Twitter thing
My local Shell station has been showing "obdurate" as the GSTV word of the day for months now.

To give you an idea, the Cheddar News segment is about Muskrat backing out the Twitter deal.

Maybe it's all wishful thinking.
August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Two leopards, simultaneously eating the other's face.

Can we make this a new card while we're at it, @cardsagainsthumanity.com?

#trump #musk
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."

#DotCom darling Microstrategy is all-in on BTC. Of course. TBH I didn't know they were still around and IMO it's feeling a bit like a George Santayana moment. This should resonate with folks a bit. But it probably won't.

See also: 1999-2000
November 30, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Waiting for that new Radiohead banger, "Incarcerated Transgender Illegal Alien", tbqh
September 11, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Imma start a band called Orange Nussy
September 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
The best way to watch this debate is on mute, observing Kamala's amused expressions at the sheer idiocy.
September 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Tonight the kid stated his observation that "the blues is like emo before emo existed" and I think I died a little inside.
August 31, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I don't care if you're a developer or someone in a non-technical role.

Don't tell someone from QA/QE it should "just work".

Because you'll get screenshots, all received artifacts back for side by side review, a complete list of test methods, analysis, and a conclusion of results.

Sorry HR.
May 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
"I've had it, with these motherfucking SNAKES on this motherfucking ISLAND." --Saint Padraig
March 14, 2024 at 12:21 PM
[Identifying the overpowering, obnoxious cologne that permeates the room]

elon musk
[explaining it's a wardrobe emergency]

tailor swift
December 5, 2023 at 12:06 AM
If Guy Fieri did a "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" in the UK it would be called Flavorton Abbey.
December 4, 2023 at 12:34 AM
As we enter December, fondly recalling what was quite probably my favorite post of all time on the birdsite.

Happy Honda Days, @arb.bsky.social
December 2, 2023 at 6:58 AM
I fully expected that Kissinger's death would provide ample opportunity to remind the world that he was a war criminal.

Kissinger's death providing ample opportunity to remind us that GWB is also a war criminal? Wasn't expecting that curveball.
November 30, 2023 at 6:28 AM
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Cornholio is just super saiyan Beavis send tweet
November 23, 2023 at 10:12 PM