Ctrl+Alt+Blin
@ctrlaltblin.bsky.social
Unbelievably mentally stable.
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
@skeetofgod.bsky.social
Why is life this hard?
Why is life this hard?
December 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
@skeetofgod.bsky.social
Why is life this hard?
Why is life this hard?
December 10, 2024 at 1:38 AM
December 6, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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You don’t have to check Spotify bro. You were the most played.
December 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM
You don’t have to check Spotify bro. You were the most played.
Thoughts and deductibles going out to United Healthcare CEO’s family. Prayers are unfortunately out of network.
#UHC
#BrianThompson
#UHC
#BrianThompson
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Thoughts and deductibles going out to United Healthcare CEO’s family. Prayers are unfortunately out of network.
#UHC
#BrianThompson
#UHC
#BrianThompson
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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The first step in saving Earth is admitting you are the problem.
December 3, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The first step in saving Earth is admitting you are the problem.
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If the glass is half-full of cyanide, that's not good.
December 2, 2024 at 7:32 PM
If the glass is half-full of cyanide, that's not good.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Sometimes there’s a light at the end of the tunnel
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Sometimes there’s a light at the end of the tunnel
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
Black Friday Shopping in the US
November 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Black Friday Shopping in the US
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Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Therapist: Would you say something kind to yourself?
Me: No
Me: No
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Therapist: Would you say something kind to yourself?
Me: No
Me: No
I’d go back in time just to body slam myself and put my younger self in a mean rear naked choke hold for the cringe Facebook posts I used to make.
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I’d go back in time just to body slam myself and put my younger self in a mean rear naked choke hold for the cringe Facebook posts I used to make.
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November 29, 2024 at 8:44 AM