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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈
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A late blooming cis gay 🏳️‍🌈 guy getting through life. Pop music and horror movie obsessed. Never met a nap I didn't like. Use your privilege to protect trans lives.

If you know me irl, no you don’t. Respect my privacy.
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A link to my Substack which is where I'm trying to sink my social media energy these days. Hopefully you'll subscribe.

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The Rainbow Rx | Dan | Substack
Pop music and other serious musings, all writtten by a gay guy who happens to be a pharmacist as well. Click to read The Rainbow Rx, by Dan, a Substack publication. Launched a year ago.
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This is our little good news today, Anne Murray.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
At least the MAGA republicans say they hate me to my face.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
These politicians don’t care about any of us. We are cattle to them.

Vote them all out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Don’t mind me I’m just worth $43k in vinyl records lmao
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got to introduce a younger gay man to the Barbra/Judy "Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy" duet and I feel like I am passing on ancient gay lore.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This right here reminds me of why I don't travel to Chicago (or Minneapolis) for concerts after November 1st. You just never know what Mother Nature will decide to do.
The forecast keeps getting better and better the closer we get to the start of the snowfall 🥰🥰🥰
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I needed some Patsy Cline on vinyl so I bought the Sweet Dreams soundtracks for $8 including shipping.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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No, I don’t think I’ll trust a new mortgage plan devised by a guy who famously doesn’t pay his bills and lies about his property values to cheat on his taxes and get fraudulent loans that he doesn’t pay back because he goes bankrupt.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My daughter told me that my turntable is spinning records too fast. I cannot hear this difference, but when I compared a song to the same song playing on my phone, there's definitely a difference. I tried to slow it down, but can't make it work so I guess it'll just have to play faster.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just got a fake Bluesky chat that my account was suspended. Nice try.
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am beating myself up unnecessarily for only being on my 10th book of the year. I had such high hopes for 2025.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not me playing the new Confessions on a Dance Floor (Twenty Years Edition) as if it were a brand new album.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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It’s 2025, and I live a completely normal life

without a doorbell that can record people

without a speaker that I can bark commands to

My doorbell rings when someone pushes it, and if I want to play music I quickly look up the song and hit play on my pocket computer.

It’s a simple normal life.
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Literally the least important thing but the Ava Max album wasn’t bad, it was just incredibly boring.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s like they are finally figuring it out.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Happy one year anniversary to me practicing self care the day after the 2024 election by canceling all my appointments except my haircut because priorities!
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I preordered this because YOLO and I work hard for my money.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One of the readers of my Substack, in response to a post asking what kind of content people would like said “get out your dick” lmao if only.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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historic: zohran mandani becomes new york’s first hot mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Half the country losing their mind at the thought that a cutie patootie might become mayor of New York 🤪
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My blood sugar wasn’t even that out of whack but getting it under control has made me feel so much better.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
PSA: Mariah Carey is soooooo much more than just Christmas. She deserves respect.
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM