Lauren Kuehl
@curlykuehl.bsky.social
I’m a sick bitch, figuratively, but also very literally
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I combed my baby’s little hairs to the side for a photo shoot today and my mom said he looked like hitler ☹️
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I combed my baby’s little hairs to the side for a photo shoot today and my mom said he looked like hitler ☹️
Scratching my cats head and rubbing my baby’s back at the same time, this was what the pat your head rub your belly training was all for
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Scratching my cats head and rubbing my baby’s back at the same time, this was what the pat your head rub your belly training was all for
The best part of these middle of the night feeds is when baby poops and the air purifier quality indicator turns yellow it went all the way to red once
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The best part of these middle of the night feeds is when baby poops and the air purifier quality indicator turns yellow it went all the way to red once
Stupid sexy Frankenstein
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Stupid sexy Frankenstein
I get my hair products from London and usually stock up during their Black Friday sale but now they don’t even ship here I honestly might cry
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get my hair products from London and usually stock up during their Black Friday sale but now they don’t even ship here I honestly might cry
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November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“What’s cool is my teeth will be even bigger next year” - Freddie Freeman
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“What’s cool is my teeth will be even bigger next year” - Freddie Freeman
Will Smith? The show runner of Slow Horses?
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Will Smith? The show runner of Slow Horses?
This shit is so wild lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This shit is so wild lol
In the newborn trenches and I hope this historic World Series game goes on all night it makes diaper blowout changes much more fun
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
In the newborn trenches and I hope this historic World Series game goes on all night it makes diaper blowout changes much more fun
Clearing cleats like horseshoes in the 18th inning gonna have to send him to the glue factory soon
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Clearing cleats like horseshoes in the 18th inning gonna have to send him to the glue factory soon
Fanning my c section bandages with a drag queens clacker fan, postpartum but keep it cunt
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fanning my c section bandages with a drag queens clacker fan, postpartum but keep it cunt
My husband wants the middle name of our baby to be whatever jeopardy champ wins the day he’s born and I was really pulling for Dargan
i dont want to be crude but this guy theyve got on jeopardy right now absolutely fucks when he's not defending the halls of his ancestral mountain keep from kobolds and things of that nature
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My husband wants the middle name of our baby to be whatever jeopardy champ wins the day he’s born and I was really pulling for Dargan
Don’t let a candidate without nazi tattoos be the enemy of a candidate with nazi tattoos
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Don’t let a candidate without nazi tattoos be the enemy of a candidate with nazi tattoos
My mom and I were fighting over adding one more towel to my washing machine, literally pulling it back and forth while yelling and Kat comes charging down the stairs also yell meowing like “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” I’ve never seen her so worked up. We agreed to add the towel.
October 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My mom and I were fighting over adding one more towel to my washing machine, literally pulling it back and forth while yelling and Kat comes charging down the stairs also yell meowing like “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” I’ve never seen her so worked up. We agreed to add the towel.
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An ancient tex
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
An ancient tex
Got so important at work when I got pregnant and said we’d have to train someone to do my job they just closed the department instead
its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time
October 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got so important at work when I got pregnant and said we’d have to train someone to do my job they just closed the department instead
My mom was asking me about getting a new iPhone for free through T-Mobile because Zoe Saldana said so and I yelled Zoe Saldana is lying to you and didn’t deserve her Oscar!
Walton Goggins doing Wal*Mart ads is corny. Sorry!
October 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My mom was asking me about getting a new iPhone for free through T-Mobile because Zoe Saldana said so and I yelled Zoe Saldana is lying to you and didn’t deserve her Oscar!
It’s easy to forget but the possibility of going out like Stan Chera is never zero
The president expressed fear of getting COVID after his HHS secretary sneezed near him in the Oval Office.
Trump, 79, Frets About COVID After RFK Jr. Sneezes on Him
The president gathered his health chiefs in the Oval Office to announce a Pfizer deal.
trib.al
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s easy to forget but the possibility of going out like Stan Chera is never zero
Finally a gut buster Peacemaker episode so much of the comedy this season hasn’t hit but damn every Vigilante bit is incredible so glad there’s two of him now
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally a gut buster Peacemaker episode so much of the comedy this season hasn’t hit but damn every Vigilante bit is incredible so glad there’s two of him now
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I love Alien Earth
September 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love Alien Earth
Most of my pregnancy groups are like listen to your doctor this is fear mongering but I did see an already deleted post today like I’m glad they told us so we can be empowered to make more informed decisions and someone was like yes I am a “powerful researcher” more info is power
Genuinely shocking levels of institutional rot going on in the US. The push to 'both sides' every question has left fucking National Public Radio to say "hey maybe tylenol really does cause autism, many people are asking questions"
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Most of my pregnancy groups are like listen to your doctor this is fear mongering but I did see an already deleted post today like I’m glad they told us so we can be empowered to make more informed decisions and someone was like yes I am a “powerful researcher” more info is power
Me last night after getting the rsv vaccine
a nurse is talking to a doctor in a hospital room and says he needs more blankets and he needs less blankets
Alt: Scene from Walk Hard where a nurse is talking to a doctor in a hospital room and says he needs more blankets and he needs less blankets
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me last night after getting the rsv vaccine
Andor on the board tonight
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Andor on the board tonight