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Mel
@cursesaway.bsky.social
https://thepapergirl.ca

Ontario girl whose soul longs for the sea... or a possum with keyboarding skills. Sells old paper and screams for no reason.
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I sell postcards and paper antiques on the internet.

I'll also catalogue your eCommerce nonsense, write your blog, or wrangle your Pinterest.

Check out my work on thepapergirl.ca.
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why does going to warp speed give me an erection
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am hesitant to say exactly what has me frustrated by this job because this site still doesn't have locked accounts, just know I can't wait until winter shutdown and hope I don't get called back
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dr. office calls, asks me to call back, but their auto answering service is like "lol nope we're closed and you can't leave a message bye"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.

Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.

Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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One of the prime reasons I refuse to use rodent poisons is because I love seeing all the things that come to eat the rodents - from gopher snakes to owls. Chip in if you can!
Barn Owls are one of the species that suffer the most rodenticide poisoning. We’re killing the best weapon we have against rodents w/ our inability to use proper pest control management. Help us change that by donating to our campaign #birds #birdsofprey #ratpoisoniswildlifepoison
gofund.me/5e442bf9
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Daily thread of COOL GIFTS BY QUEER HANDS, AND FREE US SHIPPING OVER $25.

Beetle. Wing. Earrings. $34.20

www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
Nibs' Beetle-i-ful | Peculiarity Shop
Carapaces of great beauty Components: Beetle wingcases, oxidized brass, crystal, czech glass Lead/nickel free.
www.peculiarityshop.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"protect our natural health products" Jamie our hospitals and overall medical system are underfunded please do your job and fight for THAT
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I hate my job. I hate where I am. This fucking sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gods, I wish I still had my own place. Not having anywhere to go, or to take mom to, when dad has a fucking tantrum REALLY sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hey, USA & International friends, can y'all take a look at items in my store and let me know if you have the option to buy/what shows up for shipping?

www.ebay.ca/str/thepaper...
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I wish bsky had private accounts so I could safely rant in peace
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have been trying to work on my final exam for Asheford but lol why the fuck do I bother trying to do anything while I live here
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Im really proud of today's offhand hand drawing!!!
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"now that you filled your gas tank go out the additive in"

The additive that I haven't put in for three full ups and haven't noticed a difference? That additive?
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
WE HAVE A CARDINAL AT THE FEEDERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dad went to a local farm to see if they'd be interested in a gardening job, and he came home with a fresh chicken, lmao.

The owner was like, "Want a free-range chicken?"
Dad: "Not a live one, no."
"Oh, no! I processed some last night, I'll get you one."
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I adore Inspector Choi in Murdoch Mysteries. Best addition.
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I have a few of these super cute pillows I made left over from the festival! Would anyone like one, or a pair? The parasaur one is 3D with the fossil being stitched and "puffy".

Fossil Paras are just 40 each or 70 for the pair
Ghost Cookies are 30 each or 55 for a pair!
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Looking for suggestions re: RP servers in FFXIV that are NOT Balmung or Mateus. I have characters on both and am looking settle somewhere else.
September 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Since there's a lot of talk about covid vaccine soreness, don't forget to flappy-flappy! Get that vaccine working through your body by frantically flapping your arm like a broken-winged bird at least twice an hour for eight hours! Look like a big dork! Make strangers run from you in stores!
September 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Rowena: *suggests Aurelia help with something*
Aurelia:
September 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM