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@cursesaway.bsky.social

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https://thepapergirl.ca Ontario girl whose soul longs for the sea... or a possum with keyboarding skills. Sells old paper and screams for no reason.

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · May 5

I sell postcards and paper antiques on the internet.

I'll also catalogue your eCommerce nonsense, write your blog, or wrangle your Pinterest.

Check out my work on thepapergirl.ca.

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 3d

I'm trying to figure out what I need to do on my end for the eBay International Shipping program. :S 'Cause it's clear as fuckin' mud.

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, USA & International friends, can y'all take a look at items in my store and let me know if you have the option to buy/what shows up for shipping?

www.ebay.ca/str/thepaper...

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 10d

I wish bsky had private accounts so I could safely rant in peace

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 10d

I have been trying to work on my final exam for Asheford but lol why the fuck do I bother trying to do anything while I live here

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 10d

Im really proud of today's offhand hand drawing!!!

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 10d

"now that you filled your gas tank go out the additive in"

The additive that I haven't put in for three full ups and haven't noticed a difference? That additive?

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 10d

WE HAVE A CARDINAL AT THE FEEDERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 11d

Dad went to a local farm to see if they'd be interested in a gardening job, and he came home with a fresh chicken, lmao.

The owner was like, "Want a free-range chicken?"
Dad: "Not a live one, no."
"Oh, no! I processed some last night, I'll get you one."

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 11d

I adore Inspector Choi in Murdoch Mysteries. Best addition.

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 11d

Mwahahahaha yesss.

Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · 11d

Count the replies that didn't read the article!

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 11d

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Blue @kaylaskritterz.bsky.social · 11d

I have a few of these super cute pillows I made left over from the festival! Would anyone like one, or a pair? The parasaur one is 3D with the fossil being stitched and "puffy".

Fossil Paras are just 40 each or 70 for the pair
Ghost Cookies are 30 each or 55 for a pair!

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · Sep 15

Looking for suggestions re: RP servers in FFXIV that are NOT Balmung or Mateus. I have characters on both and am looking settle somewhere else.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · Sep 14

Since there's a lot of talk about covid vaccine soreness, don't forget to flappy-flappy! Get that vaccine working through your body by frantically flapping your arm like a broken-winged bird at least twice an hour for eight hours! Look like a big dork! Make strangers run from you in stores!

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Joce @jocejocejoe.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · Sep 14

Rowena: *suggests Aurelia help with something*
Aurelia:

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of a young blonde woman looking very much Not Into What She's Hearing.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · Sep 14

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.

Mike the Mad Biologist and Tsar of All the Antifas @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · Sep 13

One thing that I think some not-youngs forget (and is different from 20 years ago) is that Kirk used his ‘debates’ to generate video that could go viral and, to use an old phrase, catapult the propaganda. His debates weren’t in any way, shape, or form educational.

Mike the Mad Biologist and Tsar of All the Antifas @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · Sep 13

When Charlie Kirk, who put together lists of professors he didn't like so people could target & harass them, used the phrase "free speech", he used it in the same way creationists use "teach the controversy." For Kirk, it was just another way to bludgeon the left and also to promote his propaganda.

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · Sep 9

Me: Are you giving me the generic or the brand name?
Pharmacy: Generic.
Me: I... have a card on my account that gives me a discount and doesn't work with the generic one.
Pharmacy: ... I'll refill it.
Me: Thankyooou.

:S

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · Sep 8

It's not that I'm against affordable housing, but surely you can see how high density housing would ruin Rivendell's unique charm of small families, mom & pop shops, and quiet pace of life. It's not the elves are against the idea of the dwarves and hobbits we rely on for labor living here, it's just

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · Sep 8

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Persephone Possum 🔞🇵🇸 @plaguingpossum.bsky.social · Sep 8

Slipping on the banana peel of his own cock towards Bethlehem, waiting to be aborted an eternity too late

Persephone Possum 🔞🇵🇸 @plaguingpossum.bsky.social · Aug 21

HARD TIMES AT THE APROSTATE CRATER is serializd psychotic-erotic weird-horror for the neverending end times. Wile E Coyote’s Disco Elysium.
newgurlxeno.itch.io/aprostatecra...

Rainbow hyena swirled into a spiral against a violent hot pink background. The title of the book, “Hard times at the Aprostate Crater” is centered, with the author name, “Persephone Possum”, below it

The dolphin-pussy of the firmament contracts. Lakes of bubblegum-cum boil in a vast crater at the end of history. Hyena-Man, feral and insane, spends his undying days locked in an endless cycle of Wile E. Coyote cum-denial with the only other living being on earth: The Ωstrich. At the neverending end of the fucking world, what is there to do but beat off the blues and kill that stupid fucking bird once and for all? That is, until repressed horrors bubble up from the tarpits of the old world to finally break Hyena-Man beyond all hope.

HARD TIMES AT THE APROSTATE CRATER is a serialized weird-horror hybrid-novel, roadkill tap-dancing at the intersection of Grant Morrison comics, Disco Elysium, Looney Toons, transsexual extremity fiction, and 80s pop diva music. An erotic-psychotic episode for the end times, grasping for hope while circling the drain of despair and collapse.

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · Sep 8

tweet exchange between Lord Sauron and Boromir:

Lord Sauron: "Killing hobbits who steal valuable rings is the highest and best use of our military."

Boromir: "Killing the citizens of another nation who are civilians without any due process is called a war crime."

Lord Sauron: "I don't give a shit what you call it."

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · Sep 8

oh! didn’t realize it was that easy i guess

a form with a box checked that says “request removal” under a gender dysphoria diagnosis

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Mel @cursesaway.bsky.social · Sep 8

Leah having to talk to Tall People

Tiny blonde woman stares up at Big McLargeHuge.