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Wisdom and buffoonery, wrapped in a tight crispy tortilla shell

80s Gwinnett ATL kid - I put 1s and 0s in a specific order in exchange for tender.
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muppet movie about the muppets trying to pitch muppet knives out to a disinterested rian johnson
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
<- sips coffee and checks to see what important piece of the critical internet infrastructure is down this morning
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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You olds don't need to hear this, but to you youngbloods out there, I come to you from the future: when the news begins talking about ways to save money for the holidays, rather than getting you hyped to drown in debt buying shit, that means shit is WAY FUCKING WORSE than they are letting on.
a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a lemon and says this is bad i mean bad bad
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A+
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I like this version of the Men's team.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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So let me get this straight: The President’s plan to lower prices is to roll back some of his own tariffs?
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
( somewhere in 1966 )

"What if we called the band REM?"

"Nah, that sounds lame"

"What about REO?"

"I like it, but needs a little more umph I think"
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Amen to this article.

"Situational Ethics".

Great Read.

bittersoutherner.com/issue-no-12/...
All Praise to the Lunch Ladies — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
Blessed are the women who watch over America’s children.
bittersoutherner.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Still need to wrap up Stormlight Archive first but can’t wait to dive into these.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What a picture (via Big Boi)
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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5% of the people that saw the aurora borealis became “skytouched.” They no longer speak or blink, all of them journeyed into the forest. They are gathering scrap metal and constructing a big device. So it’s actually a good thing I didn’t see the northern lights
May 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thank you to the U.S. Veterans on this here site.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Tariff dividend
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Damn it, my money was on 7.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Underrated and very useful website if you like to tinker with
Pi ( plural )

rpilocator.com?instock
Find Raspberry Pi computers in stock - rpilocator
Find Raspberry Pi computers in stock - rpilocator
rpilocator.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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here's something cool: the son of the letter carrier on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (McFeely) is a real letter carrier for the USPS and he's our letter carrier and he's awesome
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
LUX
open.spotify.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM