Dakota
@dakotamaker.bsky.social
Weekend plans are to recreate the Diesel Jeans vine but with a stein full of whatever medical cocktail they pumped into Trump to keep him kicking
September 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Weekend plans are to recreate the Diesel Jeans vine but with a stein full of whatever medical cocktail they pumped into Trump to keep him kicking
Not to go full millennial mode but I miss hanging outside at a beer garden with my friends
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not to go full millennial mode but I miss hanging outside at a beer garden with my friends
There’s probably a millennial on a dating app rn that has a bio akin to “Just a Kendrick Lamar bf looking for his Chappell Roan gf 😈”
February 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There’s probably a millennial on a dating app rn that has a bio akin to “Just a Kendrick Lamar bf looking for his Chappell Roan gf 😈”
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certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories
December 1, 2024 at 11:22 AM
certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories
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just wanna share a favourite
November 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
just wanna share a favourite
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can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal
November 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal
@lajethrojenkins.bsky.social are the fellas gonna react to the Kendrick album instead of silly billy time on the pod??
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
@lajethrojenkins.bsky.social are the fellas gonna react to the Kendrick album instead of silly billy time on the pod??
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found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
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150k followers! Thank you all. I never thought I’d get so much attention just for being the SEAL Team Six member who killed Osama Bin Laden
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
150k followers! Thank you all. I never thought I’d get so much attention just for being the SEAL Team Six member who killed Osama Bin Laden
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the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 PM
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
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Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
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can’t get anything past alex jones fans
November 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
can’t get anything past alex jones fans
Tbt to when I went to Perkins at like 11 PM and they had a cook in the kitchen who had never worked in a kitchen before that night and I jokingly said I could make my own meal to help him and they let me and I got my plate for free
To make dining out more affordable for the average consumer, restaurants should be legally required to give you a discount if you go in the kitchen and help them make your food
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Tbt to when I went to Perkins at like 11 PM and they had a cook in the kitchen who had never worked in a kitchen before that night and I jokingly said I could make my own meal to help him and they let me and I got my plate for free
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Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
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classic libbed up moment!
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
classic libbed up moment!
BREAKING: Trump appoints Ser Criston Cole as Hand of the King
November 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
BREAKING: Trump appoints Ser Criston Cole as Hand of the King
Sitting my white ass down and LISTENING when the Hallmark movie climax comes around to teach us about the true meaning of Christmas
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Sitting my white ass down and LISTENING when the Hallmark movie climax comes around to teach us about the true meaning of Christmas
Gonna get a few brews in me this weekend and call a mall Santa a fraud and impersonator
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Gonna get a few brews in me this weekend and call a mall Santa a fraud and impersonator
The onion did the funniest thing possible today
November 15, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The onion did the funniest thing possible today
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i can’t wait to get polio and other fun old diseases
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
i can’t wait to get polio and other fun old diseases
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if you want to end tanking, make the last place teams serve as the real world labs for these questions. sorry you lost 70 games, now some random dipshit has to start for you one night.
July 5, 2023 at 3:05 AM
if you want to end tanking, make the last place teams serve as the real world labs for these questions. sorry you lost 70 games, now some random dipshit has to start for you one night.
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my best performing comic on tw*tter
July 3, 2023 at 12:15 PM
my best performing comic on tw*tter
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