DaMattHook
@damatthook.bsky.social
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If empathy is a sin, let me be damned.
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damatthook.bsky.social
This is one of the best baseball games I can remember watching with the absolute worst booth I think I've ever heard.
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
baby, are you a bunt in the alds, because I'm seeing you way too much and I need a break
damatthook.bsky.social
Turn off his fucking mic
psr1973.bsky.social
Can we launch AJ out of the booth
damatthook.bsky.social
Will they though?
ohnocoop.bsky.social
Bunting doesn’t work in the 21st century. One day a manager will realize that.
damatthook.bsky.social
Sure smart of the Tigers to give away an out during that inning.
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razzball.bsky.social
Love someone like baseball announcers love the idea of a bunt
damatthook.bsky.social
That was a fucking miracle
damatthook.bsky.social
This broke my brain for some reason.
matttomic.bsky.social
Potentially big times for the Windsor-based shirt brand I found a while back that sells these tongue-in-cheek shirts for locals
From Windsor based Brand Dead, a baseball shirt featuring the Jays logo but the words Detroit Tigers An inverse of the earlier shirt, this time with the retro 80s Tigers logo but Toronto Blue Jays on the text
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meatmechsuit.bsky.social
Cant figure out if this chonk boi is dumb or just loves holes.
razzball.bsky.social
we are all sherman
damatthook.bsky.social
It's too early in the morning for this.
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chrisvannini.com
A centuries-old rivalry tonight, Pirates vs. stormy seas
damatthook.bsky.social
I don't hate their current look, but the maroon and blue with that stylized P is just so unique and perfect.
gourmetspud.bsky.social
These Phillies uniforms are just so nice.
damatthook.bsky.social
Good. I've seen enough of Elvis to be ready for him to leave the building.
aportzline.bsky.social
#CBJ  Jet Greaves will start tonight in Nashville.
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briesmith.xyz
I know he’s dead, but this is even funnier if you imagine it in Vin Scully’s voice
justinklugh.bsky.social
BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
last night, my son walked me through, at length, the exact process by which eggs come from yoshi's butt
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damatthook.bsky.social
Every day is a day closer to general strike time.
wooooothereds.bsky.social
It’s only a matter of time until they try to charge and arrest a mayor or governor.
damatthook.bsky.social
I wasn't sure they made legit military fatigues in 2XL.
pattonoswalt.bsky.social
🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶