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Undercover dolphin, sleep enthusiast, she/her.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @ifbookspod.bsky.social My humble plea for y'all to cover 'Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind', thank you, and I hope you have a wonderful day ✨
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There is a specific, exquisite joy when you open your Podcast app and not only is there a new episode of @yourewrongabout.bsky.social, but there's also a new episode of @ifbookspod.bsky.social at the same time 🤗
July 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A big tell that a friend of yours is going through a divorce is when their social media profile picture suddenly becomes a picture of just them and one or more kids.
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I get way too hyped when the #nytimes #strands game gets clever with their shapes
May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you see an egregious use of the words 'ensure' and 'essential,' you are for sure reading something written by AI
March 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*angrily reposts*
February 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I feel bad for Grammarly when it starts to get into a fight with itself
February 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I'm an educated 38 year old and I still can't confidently spell Febuary
January 31, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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We got a million stories like this during the first Trump Admin, anonymous quotes from GOP electeds expressing "concerns" about his actions and "weighing" whether they could vote for his agenda.

It's access journalism at its worst. In the end they supported everything.
Republican senators are poised to decide whether Robert F. Kennedy Jr. becomes the nation’s next health secretary. But in interviews this week, a half-dozen GOP lawmakers said they had questions or outright concerns about his nomination.
GOP senators say RFK Jr. must ‘explain’ vaccine criticism, other views
Republicans did not rule out voting for Trump’s pick to run HHS, and several said they were excited about the former Democrat’s ideas.
wapo.st
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I JUST LISTENED TO A PODCAST COMMERCIAL WHERE THE WHOLE POINT OF THE COMMERCIAL WAS AN AD BEING DROWNED OUT BY LOUD VISCERAL ASMR CRUNCHING AND I MOTION THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH
June 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Not to flex but I was in therapy before therapy was cool 💅🏻
May 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Hades I walked so that Hades II cOULD RUNNNNNNNNN
May 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
E-list celebrities are my sweet spot
May 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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ME: if mom is short for mother then tom is short for tother

TOM: but-

ME: i don’t make the rules tother
May 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
What is your favorite emoji and why is it 🫠
May 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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To be fair, the Mayans did tell us to stop in 2012.. probably shoulda listened.
May 7, 2024 at 2:33 PM
It's impossible to spell Mississippi without carefully saying every letter to yourself as you do it
March 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM