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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈

@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social

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#RESIST and disgusted by the GOP. I don't use spwllcheck, and my typo game is string.

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · Dec 8

Trump: "Why, yes, I do have a mushroom penis."

Macron: "Mr. Trump I asked, 'Is there too much room between us?'"

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 1h

I'm truly sickened by the chaos and carnage.

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 1h

I paid $103 ($75 for shipping and $23 for tariff) on a $135 purchase from Europe. I feel like neither the merchant nor I won in this scenario.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3h

If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 3h

Good Christian.

a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .

ALT: a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 3h

I want to have my wedding at the White House too!

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 4h

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 4h

Surely this troglodyte doesn't think we give a shit what she says.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 13h

Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h

#WarRavagedPortland

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 8h

Fuhkers. 😞

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 8h

Well, this is reassuring.

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 11h

While this may be true, who's stopping them?

Dave Min @daveminca.bsky.social · 12h

Title 10, which gives the president limited authority to federalize the National Guard, does not provide the president with plenary (i.e. absolute and unchecked) authority.

Stephen Miller is claiming the powers of a tyrant. We must have oversight.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Plenary authority, the dictator phrase that caused Stephen Miller to stop talking

Miller suggests Trump wields absolute power over decisions to send in the National Guard, before suddenly stopping speaking in an awkward interview moment

www.independent.co.uk

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12h

I'm on the slowest bus line in the city with the slowest buses in the nation to talk to New Yorkers about what it would mean for their lives if we made them fast and free.

Zohran sits on a bus talking to a rider sitting behind him.

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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 1d

Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 11h

Pics or it didn't happen. 😉

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 11h

Was considering a trip to Seoul next winter, but Jesus Christ! If these temperatures are considered cold, what's it like when it hot?

Nice job, AI.

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 17h

Yet another reminder of her incompetence. 😞

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18h

I’m shocked.

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Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social · 1d

War and Pee: Kristi Noem in Portland, the imaginary war zone

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19h

To all who are weathering the storm in war-ravaged Portland: a nation weeps and prays for you.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1d

The subhed here is a master class in corporate journalism rewarding malfeasance via semantics

Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient

And that's a profile in cowardice

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19h

Well, in the name of science ...🍆💦💦💦

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19h

I'm in Nebraska ... am I safe from this destruction, chaos, and violence?

Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 19h

Art of the Steal

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Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Pam Bondi,
I dare to question your integrity.

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Dandy CFO Antifa Inc. Farnsworth 🏳️‍🌈 @dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like she's getting out just in time! Godspeed, secretary. Godspeed.