Dan Hall(o’ ween)
@danhall.bsky.social
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Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)
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This guy wants to take you to Transyl-flavour-ya

This was more difficult to type than it is satisfying to read. Sorry
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The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.
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One Battle After Another? Did they finally make a movie about living with my wife?!
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Zodiac killer murders again, challenging legal bounds
From the New York Times: Breaking news: U.S. attacks Venezuelan boat for fourth time, challenging legal bounds
danhall.bsky.social
People are clowning on this but “is Trump constantly lying or is he so cognitively impaired that he believes what he says in the moment?” is a fair question. The answer, of course, is both
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 5d
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts: Was he telling the truth before? Did he just not understand that thing that he said earlier? Is he just trolling all of us? | Analysis
Analysis: Trump is finally ready to talk about Project 2025 | CNN Politics
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts:
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danhall.bsky.social
The real question is which slur we’ll all settle on for these fake AI people. “Sloppoes” isn’t right but it’s something in that ballpark.
danhall.bsky.social
BUT YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOVE
Screenshot of a streaming menu with the TV show title “Murder in a Small Town”.
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HOW DO I WORK THIS? WHERE IS THAT LARGE AUTOMOBILE?!
danhall.bsky.social
We just had dinner at a dine-in Pizza Hut with an all-you-can-eat deal. It felt so 1992 that I walked out of there with a Gin Blossoms t-shirt and optimism for the future.
danhall.bsky.social
The only song that works better in a Trump voice is Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads
danhall.bsky.social
So what’s going on when Trump reposts a fake video of himself announcing something that doesn’t exist? Is he saying he *could* announce it some day? Is he just highlighting how far AI video creation has come? Or - and this feels most likely - he genuinely doesn’t remember that he never did that?
danhall.bsky.social
Thankfully my kids go to a school where my daughter was told to do a report on Israel, got up in front of her class and accused Israel of committing crimes against humanity, and then (rightfully) received very high marks.
danhall.bsky.social
Well he’s not named Alan Less, is he
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ceej @ceej.online · Dec 30
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
danhall.bsky.social
Remember in Independence Day when the alien was speaking through that scientist by manipulating his voice box? The “no peeeeaace” bit? Anyway I just figured out what RFK sounds like
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025
danhall.bsky.social
I’m not a pro. I did it for fun. Be kind.
danhall.bsky.social
My fave comic book store was doing a sketch exchange for Batman Day today. I got there too late to participate but came home and did this anyway. Happy Batman Day everybody!
A crude black and white sketch of Batman holding up a batarang in front of a city skyline.
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Seriously, why would you make your emissions reduction target a range? Why have a *maximum*? If we reduce emissions by more than 70% is Albanese gonna jump in a diesel ute and do blockies around Parliament House until the extra reduction is cancelled out? I hate these people.
danhall.bsky.social
“Between 62% and 70%” is a bullshit target for idiots. This just means their target is 62%, which is not nearly enough, but they needed a 7 in there somewhere in order to look ambitious.

Voting for either major Australian political party is deeply irresponsible and, frankly, embarrassing.
australia.theguardian.com
Albanese unveils Australia’s unveils new climate target to slash emissions
danhall.bsky.social
Good thing the free speech champions are in power over in the US, otherwise cancel culture might have run amok
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