Dani Hatch
@daniihatch.bsky.social
Recovering former comedian/man
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
Muppets Christmas Carol Sturka
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Muppets Christmas Carol Sturka
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
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Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
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These people all think they're completely untouchable! Gods in human form! Lightning shoots out out of their fingertips!
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
These people all think they're completely untouchable! Gods in human form! Lightning shoots out out of their fingertips!
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The David Brooks thing is simply extraordinary. Writing a column called "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" when you know you are part of the Epstein story. Legendary stuff
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The David Brooks thing is simply extraordinary. Writing a column called "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" when you know you are part of the Epstein story. Legendary stuff
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BINDERS YOU GUYS. BINDERS
HHS’ proposed rules say the FDA will go after retailers and manufacturers of binders made to treat gender dysphoria
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BINDERS YOU GUYS. BINDERS
William Shakespeare’s favorite sandwich had to have been a ham melt.
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
William Shakespeare’s favorite sandwich had to have been a ham melt.
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They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"
Before (left), after (right)
Before (left), after (right)
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"
Before (left), after (right)
Before (left), after (right)
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! Over at the Southwest Review, here's the track premiere of new Paranoid Style single "White Wine Whatever," from the forthcoming LP 'Known Associates.' It's a rough & sleazy little number, if I do say so myself. Santa Claus is stumblin' to town. southwestreview.com/track-premie...
Track Premiere | “White Wine Whatever”
By Elizabeth Nelson
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December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! Over at the Southwest Review, here's the track premiere of new Paranoid Style single "White Wine Whatever," from the forthcoming LP 'Known Associates.' It's a rough & sleazy little number, if I do say so myself. Santa Claus is stumblin' to town. southwestreview.com/track-premie...
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 23,1944
Look at this fucking piece of shit. He’s practically grinning.
Pete Hegseth announces that Trump will deploy 500 more National Guard troops to Washington, DC after today’s shooting
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look at this fucking piece of shit. He’s practically grinning.
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